another reason why desantis will never be president...

[ecstatic]

His voice isn't distinct enough. One of the rules of being president is your voice has to be easily recognized. Tiny d sounds like an obnoxious surfer, but it's very generic. Not easily recognized or distinct.

[Blue Owl]

1. I wanna see hm squashed like a bug

What the hell is wrong with Florida for electing this fuckstick????

[Elessar Zappa]

2. Trump has one critical task.

Destroy DeSantis in the eyes of the magats so that he’s person non-grata and make him unelectable.

[Cha]

3. Yeah.. lol.. muskrat is backing a

Loser.

[Kennah]

9. Rat, Fight! Rat, Fight! Rat, Fight!

[BlackSkimmer]

10. Pretty much spot on there.

Or a couple of snakes.

[dsp3000]

8. I hate trump as much as everyone else here but damn, that ad

That attack ad on desantis pretty much does that

[poli-junkie]

4. And Little Boots is short!

[Kennah]

11. Madison was 5'4"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heights_of_presidents_and_presidential_candidates_of_the_United_States#U.S._presidents_by_height_order

[Sky Jewels]

14. But how many voters knew that in 1808?

I'm guessing a lot of people back then didn't get very good television nor internet reception.

[Kennah]

17. Carter was 5' 9-1/2" and Ford was 6' 0". Shrub was 5' 11-1/2"

[BlackSkimmer]

12. I knew the thread would not escape a comment about his height.

Only tall people should run for president, according to some here.

Curious.

[Sky Jewels]

15. I don't think they're saying that.

I think they're noting that taller candidates tend to have a big advantage with voters, especially in high-profile elections. (Yes, that's a generalization.)

[underpants]

5. As I've posted a bit. The first time I heard him speak I thought of

[ecstatic]

6. lol! wow, they do sound alike

Yikes. So I guess my entire premise is destroyed now. Funny episode though!

[NotVeryImportant]

7. LMAO!!!

The Rabbi still sounds better than DeSantis.

Seinfeld was damn funny.

[maxsolomon]

13. Don't worry, he'll work on it with Repuke image consultants.

He's also pretty short, so he'll start wearing lifts like President Egoist.

Never underestimate how dumb Americans are, though. Trump BARELY lost the EC.

[ExWhoDoesntCare]

16. I'll have to look for some of the photos about it

But I think some keen eyes have already spotted him wearing lifts. It's been a while since I saw them, but it's already happening.

[Polybius]

18. I recognize it

It's a bit high-pitched and whiney.