Comrades, Obama promised us

[Ichingcarpenter]

that he would change the name of the state of Alabama if we got him elected.



to Allah oBama.....


We really need to hold him to that and our radial gay, female intellectual agenda.

I hope Alabama won't be upset about the name change but most of them will be in our Fema Abortion Camps anyway.

[a geek named Bob]

1. I forget...

WHEN is that brie and Ani DeFrance appreciation re-education course again?

[Arugula Latte]

4. It follows the assless-chaps-n-nipple piercing seminar.

Remember to attend the breakout sessions.

[a geek named Bob]

9. Is that on the same day as the tea, bong, and drum circle? n/t

[Arugula Latte]

10. Yes, but the t, b & d is every morning to start the day off right.

[a geek named Bob]

11. I thought the TB&D was up against the deep ecology sing-along?

I'll have to turn down the B, as I want to be a good example for my students... and I really don't need to start the day in a mentally incapacitated state.

[datasuspect]

2. my new franchise concept:

Abort-a-mat.

Abortion kiosks that can be placed in church lobbies.

free korans with every abortion.

[Ichingcarpenter]

5. I thought abortions were mandatory?

In Allah Obama land?


I still haven't taken the mandatory death panel leadership classes, I start those next week.

[FLyellowdog]

3. And where's my free stuff? nt

[Myrina]

6. I want my free cell phone, dammit!

And my free abortion!
And my free steak and lobster every night!
And my free Cadillac!!

[Ichingcarpenter]

7. You need to talk to the Kenyan embassy official

be sure to bring your college transcripts... I think they are in charge of the free stuff according to our new government.

[Motown_Johnny]

8. Don't worry, we just won't teach the next generation to read so they won't know.