Check in here if Obama kicked your door down and took your guns

[jorno67]

It's been 3 years...I'm sure he has taken them all.

What other right wing lies were used to scare good old honest people not to vote for the boogie man?

[Hassin Bin Sober]

1. He made the Pope get gay married.

[negativenihil]

27. ...to a dog! n/t

[brewens]

2. What do you expect the NRA to do? "Gee, it's pretty quiet these days on the 2nd

amendment front. Doesn't look like much to worry about from this administration. We'll keep you posted."

Yeah right! They can't do that. If they do, they stop getting paid.

[hack89]

8. Fortunately for the NRA, the mayor of NYC has taken up a lot of the slack.

there is always some idiot politician that thinks gun control is a good idea. I voted for Obama because of his common sense - I think he understands the issue better now and has backed away from his previous positions. I don't think he is a threat to my guns.

[baldguy]

3. He's a Kenyan anti-colonial socialist.

Though, I've yet to hear any reasons why that's a bad thing.

[hack89]

4. Fortunately he has enough sense to not touch gun control with a ten foot pole.

he seems to have learned from his mistakes and has changed his positions - I give him a lot of credit for maturing as a politician.

[flvegan]

5. He turned me into a newt.

[dimbear]

10. If I recall my history correctly, you got better. n/t

[CAG]

6. No guns, but I DO think he had something to do with some socks I've lost

[tallahasseedem]

28. You know, I think he took mine as well...

to think all of this time he has been hiding out in my dryer...bastard!

[leftofcool]

7. Obama took my potatoes..............

He'll get the carrots out of my garden when he pries my cold dead fingers off the roots.

[Motown_Johnny]

9. No, but he cut my taxes

Does that count?

[Historic NY]

11. Nope not yet but Wayne LaPierre apparently has been punked by Romney.....

"I don't line up with the NRA" on gun control.

[saras]

12. They're not here to answer - they're all in prison for growing pot and having guns

[man4allcats]

13. He doesn't have the body strength to kick my door down. Michelle might, but if she did

she'd be more than welcome to spend the night. She could have my pistol anytime.

[Arugula Latte]

14. He forced me to become a Muslim Communist

Praise Allah! And Marx!

[rucky]

15. He's just waiting for his second term

ooga
booga
shmooga

[FarLeftFist]

16. DEATH PANELS!

[FarLeftFist]

17. BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

[Gemini Cat]

18. He made me eat my vegetables.

And he makes me put the seat down.

[Capitalocracy]

19. Check my house. Do you see any guns?

Draw your own conclusions.

You could be next.

[Mopar151]

20. He apoligised for America! He don't support our troops! He won't salute the flag!

A constant theme from the delusional - A similar line runs at the bottom of almost every ad from BME, to wit:

[provis99]

21. I heard he was a Muslim Marxist Nazi whitey-hater

He's been trying to ban all-American Wonder bread for 3 years now.
He proved it by refusing to wear an American flag pin on his lapel.

[Liberty Belle]

22. He's a Muslim! He'll be soft on terrorists.

Well except for killing bin Ladin, and helping the Libyans take out Gaddafi, and working to dismantle Al Qaeda....

[DiverDave]

23. I worked for a time with a union outfit

and one of the guys was screaming that his guns were going to be taken away.
I pointed out that his JOB would be taken away if he got what he wanted...oh, and telling him it was a scare tactic did no good at all.

Oh, he lost that job when Chyrysler shut their plant down

[scheming daemons]

24. Remember when Obama reinstated the fairness doctrine?

And took Hannity and Rush off the air?

[jorno67]

26. Didn't he personally shut down Glenn Beck?

[chrisa]

25. Obama made me watch the full "Epic Movie" series.

I wanted to cry.

[Odin2005]

29. He made me eat VEGGIES!!!