Is lyin' lindsey OK?

[ecstatic]

Sen. Lindsey Graham: "The bottom line is - Conservatives are tolerant, we are kind of get out of your business, you leave me alone, I’ll leave you alone."

What drug is lindsey taking?? This mf-er is trying to ban reproductive care NATIONWIDE. He meddled and tried to overturn Georgia's election in 2020. His party is banning books, banning history, banning gender studies, banning gays, banning drag, banning trans, banning immigrants, fighting Disney, disenfranchising young voters, disenfranchising black voters.... and he has the audacity to gaslight like this? What the hell is wrong with him?

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[elleng]

1. Boloney/Malarkey!

[WhiteTara]

2. He boofs

[Ocelot II]

3. He's drunk from sniffing Trump's farts.

[Traildogbob]

6. Farts my ass

He is drunk from other juices from the area around trumps ass. Some Santorum frothy liquids.

[rubbersole]

15. 'Farts my ass' ...

...not heard these three words in that order before. 😳
Not a bad name for a dive bar house band.

[Traildogbob]

16. Haaaa!

Been a part of those bands before. Dive bars paid for strings and gave us beers. Guns and beer were issues way back then too.
Las Vegas Lounge, Kannapolis, N.C. Desperate gigs, but if ya played “Wipe Out” or “Free bird” they wouldn’t shoot you.

[rubbersole]

19. Well, I'm obviously older....

Ours were 'Louie, Louie' and 'Gloria'. We had exactly one paying gig. Never got asked back. Can't imagine why.

[Traildogbob]

20. Same here

Dare you to tell me the lyrics to Loui Loui.
Saw the newest version of the Kingmen on a PBS fund raising show recently. Still had no idea what the lyrics were, even trying to read the lips.
The Mystery of our generation. I think Wipe Out is right there with Loui Loui during the same period. With as much meaningful lyrics.

[rubbersole]

22. The line that got all the attention...

..on the sheet music said "I smelled the roses in her hair".
But our sophomoric minds were sure the record said "I felt my b*ne down in her hair". That's not why we didn't get a return gig. In retrospect...we really sucked. Our drummer was dyslexic and I was tone deaf. Our singer never reached puberty. Still hasn't. He's 72.

[Traildogbob]

23. That is an awesome story

Seems like Farts my Ass would have worked for yall.
In our minds, we were Rock stars.
We actually played on the Jimmy Kilgo show.
Famous as hell, right? My big brother did however, and his band Hot Smokin Brass, was Jacki Wilson’s band for a few years.
I was in the Navy while he was in the big time.
Now I play to my dogs on the porch. They love it, love to scrunch up beside my guitar to feel the vibrations.
Enough stardom for my 71 year old ass.
Got great memories of those Famous years.
Songs were lots easier back then.

[rubbersole]

24. I'd go with the Douche Canoes...

[Deuxcents]

4. Really?! I'm beginning to think they really believe their own lies 😜

[Emile]

5. After all he is Trump's ass wiper, that's tolerance!

[nocoincidences]

7. 'We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.'

Especially when we pretend by constantly lying.
This man has lost sight of who he is, but the rest of us can see him SO clearly.

The quote above is from Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut

[The Magistrate]

9. Great Book, Sir

[IcyPeas]

8. Lindsey Graham: "The bottom line is - Conservatives are tolerant, ...

Lindsey Graham: "The bottom line is - Conservatives are tolerant, (** of other conservatives**)

What he meant.

[Celerity]

11. Liz Cheney would beg to differ

Conservatives are tolerant, (** of other conservatives**)

[ecstatic]

13. lol! Good one! nt

[mzmolly]

10. Lindsey's never been pregnant

I take it? Or tried to read a banned book? Or tried to marry his gay partner?

[SCantiGOP]

12. I think he's right

If you’re hungry, or need medical care, or have had your civil rights or voting rights violated, they will just leave you alone.

[ecstatic]

14. lol! good point! nt

[ProudMNDemocrat]

17. Lindsey is applying for a job in the next Administration, if it comes to pass.

Fess up Lindsey!

The orange man has the "goods" on you.

[spanone]

18. Tell that to a woman seeking an abortion to save her life, linds.

FUCK LINDSEY GRAHAM

[republianmushroom]

21. Lindsey, but we are going to stay in a woman's womb, keep her ignorant and pregnant.