Can We Please Get Over the End of the Mayan Calendar?

Me, I've stocked up on ammunition, firearms and food, they won't get me!

Oh, wait, you're ranting about the supposed end of the world, I'm thinking Zombie Apocylapse!

Let things fall by their own weight.

...tell people on DU what to do or how to think. Big mistake!

I'm not seeing anything to indicate that it needs to be gotten over.

That's just crazy!

Alcohol is killing our teens!

Made peace with it in my thirties.

Was an old friend by my forties.

And only pays an occasional visit to my fifties.

And yet we're supposed to trust them on knowledge of future events?

No thanks, I'll go back to reading Horoscopes for entertainment value.

how much time you have for astrology and horoscopes

in toys. There is a good reason why not full fledge full sized ones were not used.

Draft animals did not exist until Columbus made that astounding navigational error, and was followed by others in search of Gold. So having a wheel, regardless of the mechanical advantage, on a cart, made zero sense.

For example, the Aztec Emperors had fresh fish from the Gulf of Mexico often. That fish was taken in the morning and arrived to Tenochtitlan in the afternoon. They used runners, who ran 20 kilometer or so legs, and it took a day to get it. Try that, given the inclination to get over the Sierra, with pulled on carts with humans, it would have been much slower.

Oh and the Observatory (so named since it's form is very similar to a modern day one and function was the same), near Merida should tell you that yes, they knew about the wheel.

Oh and did I mention they had a far more advanced calendar than what we use even today for our civil calendar? The Maya calendar does take into account silly shit like the fact that the day is NOT 24 hour hours long.

At the height in the Classic period they were probably the most advanced culture in the world.

Now did they have their problems? Like all other cultures yes. Their religion, which requires sacrifice, could be seen as a major problem, but the same priests were involved in some pretty advanced astronomy.

Oh and natural medicine and herbology... some medical remedies used by the Maya and Aztec are now currently under research. The active components are actually like for real.

As Nadin suggests below, most indigenous peoples in the Americans used wheels for something. But why on earth would they need wheels when: a) they had no beasts of burden; b) lived in places not conducive to wheel use without said beasts of burden.

Yet they were expert astronomers, used advanced medicine, and built gigantic stone monuments without the wheel.
What a culturally insensitive and shitty thing to say. And by the way, the Mayans DON'T predict the end of the world. That's a Western misunderstanding and misrepresentation of their religious beliefs.

This is why I teach this stuff for a living.

You know, the seven million of them alive today that all the ancient-aliens and doomsday-prophecy people seem to forget exist, many of whom are rather more aware of their culture and history than the kooks pushing the Mayan Y2K schtick.

I had plans for a late night pre-end of the world pass the bong party and now you come along and spoil it. Thank you very much!

it's like finding out there's no Santa Claus!!
(oh crap, you already knew that right? )

One of my friends on Facebook made a sarcastic post that there no are asteroids headed for us so the 12/21 thing not a problem. I sarcastically posted a reply that he shouldn't forget Yellowstone could blow at any time - but don't worry about it. So we're thinking alike

They were brilliant astronomers and scientists and architects and engineers and so many other things. They exemplified human potential, able to predict a solstice in 2012, and for millennia beyond, and manage to build an entire civilization, all while adapting to a freakin' jungle. And they were humans, just like us. I will be raising a glass to them that night, in honor of their cleverness and their legacy.

I'll be raising another glass (or two) that night to dull the pain of dealing with the "2012 Spiritual Awakening" crowd.

I've never met anyone who believes it. I suppose their might be a couple of dozen people somewhere. But you had that with the Hale-Bopp cult.

I had to think twice about castration, and missed my chance

The media hypes this crap because it makes people tune in, and thereby get thirsty for Mountain Dew and hungry for Pizza

The calendar doesnt actually end.
It is just the end of the mayans calendar that calculates the galactic cycle and begins again
As year one of the new galactic cycle...

Just saying its silly to think its the end but hey im still gonna party like its the end of the world on the 21st. Any excuse to get ripped.

It already ended.

The Mayan calendar didn't include leap years. Our calendar does. The people who came up with the 12/21/12 date didn't account for that.

So the Mayan calendar actually ended about 7 months ago.

The Mayan Long Count is just a count of the days since the beginning of this creation cycle, which most researchers take to be August 11, 3114 BC. It doesn't count years -- they had other calendars for that -- so leap years don't matter. In the Long Count system, the date 13.0.0.0.0 is a count of 1,872,000 days since August 11, 3114 BC, which is December 21, 2012, on our calendar regardless of leap years.

Just let it go, man.

TlalocW

1.- This current version of the long count does end where it ends (they found a longer stone with a longer count this year)

2.- You are correct. We know this since this BS, and BS it is, is a creation of the Western Mind. Bakums were months, period, And the end of the long count, means the end of THIS CYCLE, not the end of the world.

I congratulate you for getting it, by the way.

Me. end of the WORLD PARTIIIIIYYYYYY! on the 20th... com'on, any excuse to party.

I expect to wake up the next day, uncover the parrot's cages like every day, and have two conures beg for their waffles. Life will go on.

Be warned, tequila gets me naked...GRRRRRR!

Because that would be freakin' awesome!

just to be safe.

...that maxing out all my credit cards in preparation might not have been a good idea.
Oops.

i find it hard to admire their culture for that reason, i guess.

Millions upon millions of souls were gruesomely tortured and/or viciously murdered by Christians during THE BURNING TIMES and the Inquisition.

I find it hard to admire their culture for that reason. I know.

the only religion i can partially stand is Buddhism. even they tend to be know-it-alls sometimes.
guess it's part of being human and thinking you understand god.

What have you been smoking, dalliance?

You obviously have make little or no investigation into the Mayan teachings at all.

Kinda discouraging to see you pimping a poorly researched & grossly uninformed view of the calendar.

... and it's based more on New Age crap about a millennial apocalypse and/or "transformation of consciousness" than it is on what's known about Mayan beliefs.

But you are welcome to your own beliefs.

Not these guys: http://www.maya-portal.net/blog/kenneth-johnson/changes-mayan-calendar-after-2012

... or these: http://www.newrealities.com/index.php/articles-on-shamanism/item/1708-it-was-written-in-time-by-humbatz-men-mayan-daykeeper

... or these: http://www.indigenous.youth-leader.org/?p=3712

... or any other Mayans that I have heard of. Who are you referring to?

Even attended a sacrifice or two, shared ritual meals and all that, ad Dec 21, 2012 is NOT what they mean. Not in any way, shape or form.

Truly, you are the jewel in DU's crown as there is nothing on this Earth you have not done!

... and they aren't too worried about it. Also, Jesus said he was coming soon back around 2,000 years ago. Lots of other reasons to party, however.

"Hinduism perceives time to flow in great cycles called yugas. There are four yugas and depending upon the yuga the duration varies. The four yugas along with their duration in earthly years are:


The Yuga Cycle

Satya Yuga 1,728,000
Treta Yuga 1,296,000
Dvapara Yuga 864,000
Kali Yuga 432,000 *** we are here with about 427,000 years to go, more or less.

Total 4,320,000 One yuga cycle.

It is said that we are now living within the Kali yuga, which started about 5000 years ago. Each of these yugas is said to have a certain quality of life. Kali yuga is the worst of times because it is the time of quarrel and deceit. The level of morality and spirituality is greatly decreased and the maximum span of life one can expect is only 100 years. In the previous yuga, Dvapara Yuga, life is said to have been much better. "


http://www.sanskrit.org/www/Hindu%20Primer/yugatime.html

That will be getting over it.

If the world was destroyed on the 21st, we'll just get too drunk to care.

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powdered milk and ammo.
This is real folks!
Please take precautions, no serious as a heart attack, the Mayans knew what's up!