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When Trump dies... (Original Post) kentuck Oct 14 OP
It's so sad that. Dem4life1234 Oct 14 #1
May he finally meet his hero, Hitler LW1977 Oct 14 #2
Roy Cohn bdamomma Oct 14 #33
Funny you should mention this... PCIntern Oct 14 #3
No grass will grow on his grave, either, Ocelot II Oct 14 #4
Eternal golden shower on traitor Marthe48 Oct 14 #5
Even more lucrative will be the Mountain Dew and Funyuns concession. BamaRefugee Oct 14 #30
We won't be safe until all 239[sic] lbs... alterfurz Oct 14 #6
I hope he gets the send-off Mussolini did Norbert Oct 14 #7
A just and poetic destiny. Kid Berwyn Oct 14 #12
A gas station at the Piazzale Loreto would be too upscale. yonder Oct 14 #32
Model City it is. Kid Berwyn Oct 14 #37
What a sadly interesting account. It sounds like the PTB thought the fix was in for the General. yonder Oct 14 #38
ATSDR (Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry--part of CDC) will be busy dealing with that NEW hlthe2b Oct 14 #8
That is good. You made my day. OLDMDDEM Oct 14 #9
I assume there is a putting green with his Johonny Oct 14 #10
Who will eulogize this MONSTER? ProudMNDemocrat Oct 14 #11
I will be too busy celebrating to watch any funeral. wnylib Oct 14 #22
I don't think that he'll be getting lizardkingjr Oct 14 #13
The Trump children will form a new company to sell souveniers and trading cards to mourn him. Ping Tung Oct 14 #14
You kidding? They will be at each others' throats. Archae Oct 14 #16
Maybe selling little chunks of meat leftieNanner Oct 14 #27
When trump dies..... North Shore Chicago Oct 14 #15
When he dies, and I hope it's really soon, I will throw piss on his grave. lark Oct 14 #17
There will be a long, long line so get there early. Vinca Oct 14 #19
When President Carter dies.... mike_c Oct 14 #18
You just reminded me to buy a bottle of champagne. Maru Kitteh Oct 14 #20
when he dies RJ_MacReady Oct 14 #21
Back in Ireland anamnua Oct 14 #23
They can play this song... kentuck Oct 14 #24
I will sing my own version of Ding Dong the Witch is Dead. BlueKota Oct 14 #28
And if they sprinkle the remains, post-enema, with Prep H, Mc Mike Oct 14 #25
One thing's for sure BlueKota Oct 14 #26
Throw his carcass in a landfill dalton99a Oct 14 #29
I know the answer! Cirsium Oct 14 #31
Put him in a nuclear waste dump NEOH Oct 14 #34
I sure as Hell do not want to see him lying (no pun intended) in State Golden Raisin Oct 14 #35
His cult members will want him pickled and lying in a glass case like Lenin. Ocelot II Oct 14 #36

PCIntern

(26,914 posts)
3. Funny you should mention this...
Mon Oct 14, 2024, 08:54 AM
Oct 14

In the TV miniseres Man in the High Castle, it all starts to fall apart when Hitler finally dies in the 1960's. This show is absolutely worth watching, you have to get through the initial few episodes which are the setup, but it does not disappoint in terms of the acutely correct reading of huma beings and how they would act. It's not really all that contrived... it does feel real in a sense, even though it is technically science fiction.

Ocelot II

(121,049 posts)
4. No grass will grow on his grave, either,
Mon Oct 14, 2024, 08:56 AM
Oct 14

but whoever lands the beer and bottled water concession at the gate to the cemetery will make a fortune.

Marthe48

(19,100 posts)
5. Eternal golden shower on traitor
Mon Oct 14, 2024, 08:58 AM
Oct 14

I want to pour a bottle of champagne on his grave. Run it through my kidneys first


BamaRefugee

(3,709 posts)
30. Even more lucrative will be the Mountain Dew and Funyuns concession.
Mon Oct 14, 2024, 03:38 PM
Oct 14

The preferred diet of magas everywhere

alterfurz

(2,560 posts)
6. We won't be safe until all 239[sic] lbs...
Mon Oct 14, 2024, 09:00 AM
Oct 14

...are impaled with wooden stakes & riddled with silver bullets, then locked inside a triple-lead-lined coffin and buried at a desolate crossroads guarded by an archangel with a flaming sword. Trust me, people--it's the only way to be sure!

Kid Berwyn

(18,057 posts)
37. Model City it is.
Mon Oct 14, 2024, 04:07 PM
Oct 14

Speaking of gasoline:

Maj. Gen. Smedley Butler (USMC, ret.) once ran into some trouble for simply pointing out Mussolini was murderous behind the wheel.



Vanderbilt and Mussolini on a Murderous Joyride:

A Synecdoche for the US Relationship to Fascism


by Ben Norton

US Marine Corps Major General Smedley Butler recounted, in a January 1931 speech, an incident in which American entrepreneur and “philanthropist” Cornelius Vanderbilt IV (of the same Vanderbilt family after which Vanderbilt University is named) was riding in a car with Benito Mussolini. In the anecdote, the Italian self-professed “Father of Fascism” (businessmen, as we shall see, tend to favor fascism), murdered a young child.

Historian Hans Schmidt explains, in his leading biography of Butler, Maverick Marine: General Smedley D. Butler and the Contradictions of American Military History:


Butler related an anecdote about Italian Prime Minister Benito Mussolini while making the point that “mad-dog nations” could not be trusted to honor disarmament agreements. Butler recounted a story told him by an unnamed friend who had been taken by Mussolini for a high-speed automobile ride through the Italian countryside, in the course of which the dictator ran down a child and did not bother even to slow down: “My friend screamed as the child’s body was crushed under the wheels of the machine. Mussolini put a hand on my friend’s knee. ‘It was only one life,’ he told my friend. ‘What is one life in the affairs of a State.’"


The international media exploded in reaction to the story. Schmidt notes the Italian government denied that the incident ever took place; newspapers called Butler’s story “insolent and ridiculous.” Mussolini rejected the accusations (as violent, draconian dictators are wont to do when it benefits their reputation), claiming, “I have never taken an American on a motor-car trip around Italy, neither have I run over a child, man or woman.”

The US government, which, at this time, was rather friendly with the fascist Italian government, issued a formal apology for what it called “discourteous and unwarranted utterances by a commissioned officer of this government on active duty.” It went so far as to place Butler — the highest ranking official in the Marines and the most decorated Marine in his country’s history — under arrest. President Hoover even ordered a court martial for the general — the first time a US general had been court-martialed since 1862. That is how angry he was that Butler had spoken the truth about their iniquitous ally (the US has a long history of siding with inquitous allies).

Butler had stepped on some toes — some fascist-friendly ones.

Per usual, the public was much further to the left than its reactionary government. Butler’s speech “cast a shadow over the dictator’s heretofore almost immaculate image.” While Washington was trying to cover up the accusations, the average American was applauding Butler for his honesty (a most rare attribute for a member of the US government).

CONTINUES...

https://bennorton.com/vanderbilt-and-mussolini-on-a-murderous-joyride-a-synecdoche-for-the-us-relationship-to-fascism/

MORE: https://bennorton.com/vanderbilt-and-mussolini-on-a-murderous-joyride-a-synecdoche-for-the-us-relationship-to-fascism/

Democrats believe every human life is equal under law. Democrats I appreciate most, including you, yonder, also value every human life as of infinite, unexpressible value.

yonder

(10,005 posts)
38. What a sadly interesting account. It sounds like the PTB thought the fix was in for the General.
Mon Oct 14, 2024, 06:41 PM
Oct 14

The people thought otherwise and prevailed. In a few weeks we have the chance, perhaps the last, to do the same.

Thanks

hlthe2b

(106,448 posts)
8. ATSDR (Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry--part of CDC) will be busy dealing with that NEW
Mon Oct 14, 2024, 09:13 AM
Oct 14

toxic waste dump... MAGAT "mouners" will have to wear HAZMAT suits (and afterwards some might get their first shower in years)

ProudMNDemocrat

(19,085 posts)
11. Who will eulogize this MONSTER?
Mon Oct 14, 2024, 09:21 AM
Oct 14

The survivors will demand a GRAND funeral, lying in state, worthy of a MONARCH to be on all TV stations.

I will NOT watch nor listen to the HYPOCRITICAL words spoken.

What a travesty this would all be.

Archae

(46,826 posts)
16. You kidding? They will be at each others' throats.
Mon Oct 14, 2024, 10:00 AM
Oct 14

The claims and counter-claims will tie up courts for decades.

lark

(24,198 posts)
17. When he dies, and I hope it's really soon, I will throw piss on his grave.
Mon Oct 14, 2024, 10:38 AM
Oct 14

I'm a woman and not into peeing in public, but I can bring some in a bottle and throw it over his grave while laughing and cackling and celebrating the release of the world from his threat.

mike_c

(36,337 posts)
18. When President Carter dies....
Mon Oct 14, 2024, 11:49 AM
Oct 14

I was thinking about this just the other day. Odds are that the next two former presidents to pass away will be Jimmy Carter and Donald Trump, likely in that order.

Carter is well loved by many, regardless of politics. I would imagine he will be honored with a lavish state funeral and many mourners paying their genuine respects.

Trump will likely croak not too long afterward. I think their funerals and mourning will be quite different. To begin with, a substantial portion of the country will be relieved to see Trump slither off to his dirt nap. I think there will be quite a contrast between the mourning and respect offered these two former presidents, and I think the relative closeness of their deaths will highlight the difference in how the nation regards them.

 

RJ_MacReady

(448 posts)
21. when he dies
Mon Oct 14, 2024, 11:52 AM
Oct 14

I will post a long celebratory post on Facebook and hope thr MAGAts that are remaining my friend list block me.

anamnua

(1,371 posts)
23. Back in Ireland
Mon Oct 14, 2024, 12:00 PM
Oct 14

Last edited Mon Oct 14, 2024, 01:01 PM - Edit history (1)

we had a Trumpesque prime minister some decades ago: one Charles J. Haughey. Of him one commentator famously said:
'If he were buried at a crossroads with a stake through his heart I would still wear a clove of garlic just in case.'

BlueKota

(3,666 posts)
28. I will sing my own version of Ding Dong the Witch is Dead.
Mon Oct 14, 2024, 03:13 PM
Oct 14

Ding dong the balstard's gone the evil bastard's gone.

Mc Mike

(9,171 posts)
25. And if they sprinkle the remains, post-enema, with Prep H,
Mon Oct 14, 2024, 03:07 PM
Oct 14

they won't even need to waste a perfectly good shoebox.

Golden Raisin

(4,676 posts)
35. I sure as Hell do not want to see him lying (no pun intended) in State
Mon Oct 14, 2024, 03:54 PM
Oct 14

in the Capitol Rotunda; scene of his followers' brutal and traitorous attack.

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