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Sat Dec 15, 2012, 03:25 AM

Huckabee: Amish God Is The Wrong One


As we have been informed by Mike Huckabee, his God kills children unless it receives sufficient attention.

Of course, it therefore follows that the Amish God is the wrong one:

On October 2, 2006, a shooting occurred at the West Nickel Mines School, an Amish one-room schoolhouse in the Old Order Amish community of Nickel Mines, a village in Bart Township of Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. Gunman Charles Carl Roberts IV took hostages and shot ten girls (aged 613), killing five, before committing suicide in the schoolhouse.


So, clearly, we have enough schools to run the experiment of letting each school pick a god, and worship that one. Then, we'll see which ones get shot up and which ones don't, in order to narrow down the range of correct gods. Although, if we are going to try to cover Hinduism, we may need to get the homeschoolers to help out on some of the more obscure ones.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 03:38 AM

1. Good one.

In all this continuing horror and tragedy, we need something else to focus on, to keep from losing it ourselves.

Fortunately we have fundy fanatic morans like the Huckster to provide that distraction.

One of the few silver linings with these unspeakably tragic kinds of occurrences...we can count on complete blithering idiots to continue to discredit themselves and their faux religions.

Maybe he will go so far as to insert his foot into that gaping maw which is his mouth...and will end up falling into and disappearing completely down his own pie-hole!

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Sat Dec 15, 2012, 03:41 AM

2. Can't someone just put Fuckabee out of his misery?

Enough about that fucking pig.

Apologies to pigs.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 03:54 AM

3. Of course, the Amish God is the wrong one. If he were the right one, Huckabee would be Amish!

The Muslim God is the wrong one, too, or Huckabee would be Muslim.

The Episcopalian God is the wrong one, too. So is the Catholic one--though he may be coming around of late as various churches join forces to defeat Democrats.

No, only Huckabee's God and Huckabee's interpretation of the Bible is the correct one.

And damn you to Hell if you think otherwise.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 05:27 AM

4. Of course the Amish God is wrong

Amish are Christians, but they don't vote, so they don't count.

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