Best thing about Hegseth?

[struggle4progress]

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	Finally! A guy who understands that sex with an unconscious woman isn't rape!
	0 (0%)
	A long history of infidelity makes him the perfect dude to enforce UCMJ rules against adultery
	3 (12%)
	Having a rapist in change of DoD makes the Department seem more manly
	0 (0%)
	His willingness to pay blackmail convinces everyone that our secrets are safe with Pete
	1 (4%)
	Ya just really gotta admire his refusal to say he wouldn't carry out an unlawful order
	0 (0%)
	Russia and North Korea will let us have Greenland if we give them Ukraine!
	0 (0%)
	It's so cool that he wants the US to commit more war crimes
	0 (0%)
	We've already tried putting competent people in change; now let's try some nitwits
	0 (0%)
	He can bankrupt DoD just like he bankrupted his nonprofits
	0 (0%)
	Well, I guess he could fall down the stairs in one of his binge-drinking episodes
	21 (84%)
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[Calista241]

1. His hair is pretty decent. I wish my hair was that good.

[magicarpet]

4. .... go get yourself some axle grease,...

... or comb in some differential fluid directly into your hair.



(Just kidding,... don't do that.)

[StarryNite]

5. I was going to say Vaseline but yeah, axle grease would work too.

[Oneear]

2. He Drinks a Bit the Down side is this

So Stairs, Driving, Working, Clear Thinking, and Walking are all Hazards to Keep Us Safe from Democracy

[Initech]

3. Literally nothing. MAGA found the worst possible person to potentially run the military.

And his only qualifications for the job are that he watches Fox News and was a former correspondent. Fuck that wretched channel.

[magicarpet]

6. Shawn Hannity and Jesse Watters will be Hegseth's,...

... backup team should Pete get fall down drunk and incoherent.

The Fux Noose boys will share the Nuke Codes - just in case some country or Blue State needs to be nuked back to the dark ages.

[Initech]

8. Fox is totally calling the shots for this entire administration.

That whole fucking channel is basically one continuously operating infomercial for the Trump lifestyle brand. They are the enemy from within.

[mr715]

7. Disposable income

for tattoos. Hitler adjacent.

[2naSalit]

9. He won't last long.

[Beringia]

10. I just bought stocks in Schlitz beer, so waiting for my payout

[City Lights]

11. With Hegseth confirmed, MAGA will stand for:

Make Alcoholism Great Again.