for a "winner" he looks tired and testy

[demtenjeep]

just no stamina to run the distance


he is sweating and breathing hard



I can not believe Callista boinks that eww

[joshcryer]

1. He's trying to project a tough, intellectual. It's hilarious.

"It's not that I'm a good debater, it's that I articulate the deepest held values of American people."

[demtenjeep]

3. he is gross

and disgusting

[deutsey]

2. If they have an open marriage, she might be boinking elsewhere

Still ew, though.

[TheOther95Percent]

5. Karmic Retribution

If there is such a thing as karmic retribrution for cheating dogs like Newt, it would be to have her cheating on him. And I agree, sex with Newt is pretty eeewww.

[annabanana]

4. He's ALWAYS testy. . That's why it's so great that he won.

Like they say. . . He has NO self control.

[demtenjeep]

6. he is standing up there sweating like a dog

and all he is doing is talking

[Pachamama]

7. Newtie needs to cut back on the meals on the road....

...he looks like a walking heart attack...

Clearly Calista isnt boinking him enough (ewww) because he's getting rounder by the day...compare photos of him from around a month or two ago and you can see his face is rounder and so is the rest of him.

At this rate, he might not even live to see the GOP convention....also, someone please get him a new wardrobe so that when he insists on buttoning his suit jacket, he doesnt look like he's about to explode out of it....

[tawadi]

8. There isn't enough Tiffany jewelry in the world..

[demtenjeep]

11. exactly

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

9. He'll be on MTP tomorrow morning. He'd better rest up tonight! LOL!!

[vanlassie]

10. Well that's the thing...I never thought he actually wanted the nomination

too much work for a blow hard like him.