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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsOverwhelming Support for Sending Elon Musk to Mars
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Donald J. Trumps pledge to send Americans to Mars garnered overwhelming global support on Monday, with the condition that Elon Musk be the first astronaut to embark.
Around the world, people hailed the idea of Musk participating in the six-year roundtrip, and were even more excited by the notion of the journey being one-way.
Though the latter proposal was cheered by virtually every nation on Earth, it received especially strong support from Steve Bannon.
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/overwhelming-support-for-sending
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Overwhelming Support for Sending Elon Musk to Mars (Original Post)
Zorro
Jan 21
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Would a GoFundMe help? I've got a couple bucks that aren't doing anything. nt
Buns_of_Fire
Jan 21
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Buns_of_Fire
(18,241 posts)1. Would a GoFundMe help? I've got a couple bucks that aren't doing anything. nt
JohnSJ
(98,179 posts)2. I agree, and ASAP.
highplainsdem
(54,928 posts)3. One way only. No return necessary.
Ping Tung
(1,884 posts)4. Can Trump be co-pilot and Melania stewardess?
MustLoveBeagles
(13,150 posts)5. What have the poor Martians done to deserve this?/
Kidding of course 😉
VGNonly
(7,978 posts)6. A one way ticket
to the edge of the observable universe.
sakabatou
(44,320 posts)7. Will it be a one-way trip?