We can't help how we look. We CAN help how we dress, how we present ourselves.

[Stinky The Clown]

With that preamble, WHAT is with Mrs. Gingrich III's hairdo?

First off, that front sweep squicks me no end.

Second off, I will pay a bounty to anyone who provide video proof that it IS actual hair and is capable of moving.

This has been on my mind for a while. I just HAD to say it.






By the way, if Skul or Jukin are your kids, you have my deepest sympathy.

[Mz Pip]

1. It's amazing what can be done

with plastic these days. I think she sprays her hair with Varathane.

[HillWilliam]

4. I must say it's a pretty amazing use

of polyester. Isn't it marvellous what can be made of plastic these days.

[gateley]

2. It squicks me every time I see her too, Stinky. nt

.

[elleng]

3. Agree about Callista's helmit,

tho the 'sweep' type thing is in fashion these days.
Definitely don't want THAT in our White House!

[HillWilliam]

7. Very Junior League

I've seen that highly-shellacked suthren-gentry bubble all my life. In my 55 years on life, I've never met anything nice under it.

[MADem]

5. Helmet Head.

When she was just a staffer on the Hill, and, as most suspected, tending to Newtie's staff, it was longer and not so ... architectural.

I can't ever see her without picturing her getting busy with Newtie on the copier!

[HillWilliam]

9. Speaking of squick!!

As I was speed-reading downthread I misread your post at first and had to backtrack. I thought you wrote "tending to Newties stiff..."

[MADem]

15. Well, she must have put some starch in his collar...

Otherwise he wouldn't have been so enamoured of her for eight long years, "sneaking around" on Marianne and playing the hypocrite when it came to Clinton's pitiful, by comparison, little dalliances.

[HillWilliam]

20. I have a maxim I stand by

If they'll cheat for ya, they'll eventually cheat on ya. Maybe she doesn't care, but I don't think I'd stand for it.

[MADem]

21. "Once a cheater, always a cheater."

That's how I always heard it--yours has a bit more pep, though!

[onethatcares]

26. stiff/staff, stiff staff, not much dif. NT

n/t

[Fridays Child]

6. Her wide-open eyes, in some of the pictures, remind me of the photos of Pickles with Prince Charles.

Is that a Botox effect?

[Stinky The Clown]

8. I have heard it is some medical issue for her.

Seriously, I don't know what it is, exactly, but she has some chronic condition.

That's what I heard. I don't know for a fact it is true.

[HillWilliam]

10. I think it's the

Oh Dear G'd I Married a Lizard syndrome. That's what comes from thumping repig men.

[Mz Pip]

12. Misuse of pharmaceuticals?

Like too much Botox?

[HipChick]

11. Botox...her roots appear to be showing..bleached blonde look..

anyone find any younger pics of her?

[frogmarch]

13. Get Callista's 'Do

Here: http://www.theblaze.com/blog/2012/01/12/get-callista-gingrichs-do/

Whether Ed knows it or not, someone gave it to him:

[Quantess]

22. Kinda cute on him. It makes him look like a crazy preacher from the Wild West

[rucky]

14. The Gingriches have two credit lines at the Lego hair salon.

[Stinky The Clown]

16. Well . . . . . let's see . . . . .

Mister Newt:



And Madame Newt




And WHAT is up with this guy???????

[Tx4obama]

23. I think it was on Bill Maher last night, they did a photoshop of Newt's hair on a Chucky doll n/t

[Terra Alta]

17. Is that her hair or a helmet?

Only her hairdresser knows for sure.

[Raine]

18. Seriously the first time I saw her hair I thought she was wearing a sun visor!

[Stinky The Clown]

19. Funny you mention that . . . .

The same thing happened to me.

[Missy Vixen]

24. She thinks she's pretty

I read recently that she has her hair "blown out" every day. Let's see here. I have no idea how much a wash and style would cost in the DC area. Let's just say $50 an occurrence, shall we? That's $350 a week. Her colorist probably gets at least $100 every six weeks; that platinum blonde color is not found in nature. She probably has her hair trimmed every six weeks as well; I'm adding another $100 to that total. If she's seeing a top stylist, she could be spending up to $250 for that haircut.

My ballpark calculations of the yearly cost of Callista Gingrich's hair care: $18,000. This is not including waxing (eyebrows, upper lip and chin; probably costs another $60 - 80 every 4-6 weeks, if she's waxing elsewhere, she's spending a lot more money,) professional makeup application, clothing, shoes, accessories, and oh, yeah, her jewelry.

Another thing: It's probably tax deductible...

[DeathToTheOil]

25. She's Borg

I thought she made that clear in her interview with Chuck Todd. Unfortunately, he didn't follow up, choosing instead to inquire as to her favorite color of toilet paper.