Did you hear it? Newty is gonna pick Ricky Perry for veep

[demtenjeep]

heard it here first

[gateley]

1. Meanwhile Santorum was calling him My Friend Newt - auditioning for him, too. nt

[JSnuffy]

7. Saw that too..

Agreed...

[Cleita]

2. He hasn't won the nomination yet. n/t

[demtenjeep]

3. Oh I know it, but he thinks he has

he is going to get really ballsy

[Cleita]

12. I hope he sticks those balls or at least his foot in his mouth if that's the case. n/t

[Skip Intro]

13. Well, he is a man with grandiose thoughts and ideas...nt

[Motown_Johnny]

4. He is just trying to consolidate support by kissing ass

and paying tribute to everyone he might be able to suck some support from.

[book_worm]

5. Newt is an arrogant asshole but he isn't totally stupid

Perry was an embarrasment on the national stage with his run for president and you think he will want to select him as VP (he adds nothing to the ticket--heck he is beating Obama in Texas by only one-point according to latest poll), and then let Joe Biden loose against him in a debate.

[southernyankeebelle]

6. Did he really say that? I didn't watch the pig mouth speech.

[demtenjeep]

8. no he didn't say it but he said he would be "working closely" with Perry and called him tonight

before he spoke

[southernyankeebelle]

14. Oh gee can you see Perry and Palin in his cabinet? LOL HAHAHAHA

[Terra Alta]

9. and they still won't be able to beat Obama in the GE.

After eight disastrous years under Dumbya, I can't imagine Americans electing another idiot Repuke Governor from Texas to any position in the near future.

Then again, many Americans have short memories.

[madokie]

10. the puke wet dream

the adulterer and the dumb ass. Seriously though is there anyone, 'cept'n maybe danny quayle, dumber than ricky 'good hair' perry

[Honeycombe8]

11. Gingrich, Perry & Palin have struck a deal. Perry & Palin will be in the administration...

if Gingrich wins. Of course, Gingrich won't win, but don't tell Newter that.

[demtenjeep]

15. yuk

they are all idiots

[SaintPete]

17. What in the world would Palin do?

VP? Secretary of Energy? Really?
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/201809-gingrich-would-consider-palin-as-vp-cabinet-secretary

Holy shit we're watching the one eyed candidates in the grand old party of the blind...

[Elwood P Dowd]

19. Secretary Of State

She is an expert on countries such as Russia and Africa. She has visited foreign countries such as Canada, Hawaii, and New Orleans.

[SaintPete]

20. Perhaps she can become the new Russian Ambassador?

and fulfill her dream of being able to...how did she put it? "See Putin's head looming over her back porch"??? Sounds marginally sexual.

No? Did I misquote?

ahh hell...close enough.

[Elwood P Dowd]

21. She would rather have his face looming over her "front porch".

She saves the back porch for hubby.

[Mosaic]

16. Ricky is too busy with his hair

It takes time to blow dry that sucker.

[Honeycombe8]

22. He does have good hair, doesn't he? Not too many men that age still have good hair.

He's also trim and tall. All in all, a good looking man. But inside, what a mess.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

18. Nope. Rick's having too much fun with his new job, mascot for Stetson University.

Check it out, he's got that swagger and everything.



He even gets his own cowboy hat. Sweet!

[mfcorey1]

23. And Calista will be Chief of Staff. Oh woe unto the country.