Joke of the day

[mac56]

Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio are walking along.

They see a sign: "Contest for World's Most Beautiful Woman." Snow White goes in. Moments later she comes out smiling, wearing a crown.

They walk along and see another sign: "Contest for World's Strongest Man." Superman goes in. Moments later he comes out smiling, wearing the belt.

They walk along and see another sign: "Contest for World's Greatest Liar." Pinocchio goes in. Moments later he comes out with his head down, crying.

He looks at the other two and sobs, "Who the hell is Donald Trump?!"

[creon]

1. roflmao

Too true!

[BOSSHOG]

2. Poor Pinocchio

He never had a chance

I think it was Mark Twain who said, always tell the truth and you’ll never have to remember anything. Trump always lies and never cares.

[gab13by13]

7. Wasn't it Twain who also said

"It's easy to fool someone, but it's hard to convince someone they've been fooled."

[BOSSHOG]

10. Mark always hit that nail

American politics was his best laboratory

[underpants]

3. Did you hear the one about the first Jewish President?

At his inauguration his mother is sitting in the crowd. She turns to the person next to her and says, “You know, his brother’s a Doctor”

[DavidDvorkin]

5. Ha!

[Enter stage left]

4. Oldie but goodie...

Thanks for the reminder.

[MustLoveBeagles]

6. Lol

[wordstroken]

8. Nailed it. Thanks for sharing, mac56.

[JohnnyRingo]

9. hahaha I'll be getting some mileage out of this one.

Thanx for posting!