Conservatives to form New Political Party
CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS FORM NEW POLITICAL PARTY
Washington D.C.
January 23, 2011
Leading Conservative Republicans today announced the formation of the Conservative Republican Alliance Party, which will be known as C.R.A.P. in Washington D.C. today. They said the new party was necessary because of the growing perception that the current political parties are identical. Members are said to include Karl Rove, Rush Limbaugh, and the field of current Republican Presidential aspirants. In an interview Mitt Romney said he is a charter member, but a spokesman in his office said that Mr. Romney does not support C.R.A.P.
A spokesman made this statement:
"We are proud to announce the formation of the Conservative Republican Alliance Party. Our new party, which will be known as C.R.A.P, has answers the public wants to hear. America faces many great challenges and threats at this moment, and our answer to solving these challenges is C.R.A.P.. The message of C.R.A.P. will flow like water, and with our allies in the major news Media outlets, we will spread C.R.A.P. until all of America believes in C.R.A.P., AND C.R.A.P candidates will be elected to every office in the land.
Thank you for you time. God bless America, and God bless C.R.A.P."
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