It’s Time to Get Rick Santorum a Uterus of His Very Own

[elehhhhna]

It’s Time to Get Rick Santorum a Uterus of His Very Own

Monday marks the first full day of the 40th year of Roe v. Wade, but the 53rd year, 8th month, and 14th day that Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum has existed on this planet without a uterus of his very own. With a public empathetic to poor Rick's plight, advanced medical science, and your generosity, we will turn the tide for Rick and give him the uterus he so desperately wants.
Rick wants to believe that every uterus is his business, but, in his heart of hearts, he knows that he has no uterus that truly belongs to him. I know that if perhaps he had one to look after and name and teach tricks, he'd probably back off of mine and yours, enthralled with the joys of menstruation, bloating, possible monthly pregnancy, and, later on in life, ladycancers.

http://jezebel.com/5878481/its-time-to-get-rick-santorum-a-uterus-of-his-very-own?tag=roe-v-world

[tallahasseedem]

1. He couldn't handle it...

The mind-numbing cramps I get during my first two days of menstruation would have him crying uncle.

[Ecumenist]

2. Yes, I agree. That ladycancer bit really reasonates as I'm fighting cervical cancer myself..LOTS OF

FUN! Can we start a fund to get him one?

[tallahasseedem]

4. I am so sorry to hear that...

best wishes for a full recovery!

[Ecumenist]

9. Thank you, TallahasseDem! I'm not frightened..it's just a speed bump in life.

I'll be fine... Thank you again. I still say that Santorum the moron could use a dose or two of cancer.

[leveymg]

5. Why, when he already has an anus that public sources report is perfectly functional.

Just GOOGLE him.

[elehhhhna]

8. you win the thread

[hifiguy]

6. Maybe he should get a functioning cerebral cortex

before anything else.

[ceile]

7. Brilliant!!

I think I can spare a tampon or two.

[Missy Vixen]

10. Wait till he finds out he can't wear white jeans anymore

I can't even imagine the joys of Santorum with PMS, either.

[HopeHoops]

11. He's the biggest (CENSORED WORD FOR FEMALE BODY PART) in the entire GOP.

[MineralMan]

12. Hoohoo?

When did that get censored?

[HopeHoops]

14. I know better than to post what I was thinking.

[PA Democrat]

13. We now have an official psychatric diagnosis for Santorum- Uterus Envy.

Paging Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud.