You Can’t Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M.

[Ian David]

You Can’t Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M.
Posted by Brent Peterson on Jan 23, 2012 in OMGWTFLOL

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Despite being exposed to myriad odd stories, one of the biggest, most common, and frothiest contributors to our “WTF” stories is none other than Rick Santorum. The man has done so many WTF-worthy things that I’m starting to think he’s going out of his way to make everyone think he’s a nutjob.

His newest campaign move is no different.

Mr. Frothy-Mix recently launched a new campaign… thing (strategy, move, misstep, blunder, horror, etc). And, much like his last name, the title of this “measure” is just incredibly unfortunate.

It’s called Conservatives Unite Moneybomb. Literally C.U.M. I mean really. Like… what?



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http://unicornbooty.com/blog/2012/01/23/you-cant-make-this-up-rick-santorum-launches-c-u-m/

Rick Santorum wants you to bomb him with CUM!

[mysuzuki2]

1. I think we should just stick to glitterbombing.

It's so much more sanitary!

[jorno67]

2. Too fucking clueless to be President!!!

[Spike89]

3. Wow! Has any politician ever had such a tin ear? nt

[Ian David]

4. Someone in his campaign HAD TO do this to him on purpose.

Okay, which one of you was it?

And were you the same one who convinced Dick Armey to "teabag Washington before they teabag us?"

[valerief]

5. OMG, this GOP theater is just too, too much. nt

[tyne]

6. It is...

And I can't help but conclude that God is totally pulling the strings behind these jokes. Always knew he/she had a sense of humor.

[libodem]

7. Gross

Frothy Mix.

[ProSense]

8. Hey!

[Hugabear]

9. CUM now till Saturday?

Damn...that's a pretty tall order.

[FlyByNight]

10. Awesome

This sounds and looks Onion-like.

[riverbendviewgal]

11. Looking forward to what Jon stewart and Colbert

do with this.

Hilarious...Republicans are the laughing stock...in canada as well...

My boyfriend is a conservative but even he is now laughing at the Republicans.....

[rurallib]

12. It will flow in in spurts

[Ian David]

13. Santorum Loves CUM

Santorum Loves CUM

Given the number of emails I've received about this, I'm pretty sure it's the most important thing ever to have happened:

That's right. In an effort to raise money, Rick Santorum named his 72-hour fund-gathering plan "Conservatives Unite Moneybomb," or "CUM," for short. You guys are right in thinking that this is pretty hilarious, but the fact that (as of this posting) he's already raised over twice what he set out to get, I'm kind of concerned.

More:
http://blog.spreadingsantorum.com/2012/01/santorum-loves-cum.html


In the ‘what were they thinking’ dept: Rick Santorum launches C.U.M.
By: Pam Spaulding Sunday January 22, 2012 2:43 pm

This comes from the land of “you can’t make this sh*t up.” GOP Clown Car occupant, ace homophobe and bearer of a redefined surname that has become a giant political problem for him on Google, Rick Santorum is not doing himself any more favors by launching the Conservatives United Moneybomb, or C.U.M. for shorthand. Hat tip to Daily Kos front-pager Scott Wooledge on Twitter:



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http://pamshouseblend.firedoglake.com/2012/01/22/in-the-what-were-they-thinking-dept-rick-santorum-launches-c-u-m/



Rick Santorum Wants His Supporters To C.U.M.

You just can’t make this stuff up. I expect Rachel Maddow to die from embarrassment if she tries to report on this. I suppose the good news is that he’s raised over $1.6 million dollars. That’s a lot of C.U.M.

OK, I can’t write anymore. I’m laughing too hard!!!!

More:
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/01/22/rick-santorum-wants-his-supporters-to-c-u-m/


Santorum Begs for CUM
Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, Jan 23, 2012 at 3:39 PM

I put this on Slog on Saturday, but we're still getting a ton of Slog tips about it from our readers: Santorum's website over the weekend was begging for CUM. Here's a screenshot:

Let's just take a moment, here, to appreciate the fact that this shit-soaked anti-sex pervert had the entire evangelical coalition fall behind him in South Carolina, and it just didn't matter. This means one of two things: Either Santorum is so unlikeable that not even his base can stand him or the evangelicals have no political clout anymore.

More:
http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/01/23/santorum-begs-for-cum


Santorum Uses CUM (Conservatives United Moneybomb) to Grease the Hinges of War Chest

This story broke late last night with the obstreperous blah nightingale,”AngryBlackLady” who began tweetering the effectiveness of a Santorum moneybomb uniting the Conservative movement. Santorum’s website calls on the faithful to lubricate the squeaky gears of the Santorum political machine. As a outspoken advocate for legislating a three way marriage between one man, one woman and a loving creator that spins the wheel of fate for pro-creative blessings, Santorum speaks for many conservative voters.

More:
http://christwire.org/2012/01/santorum-uses-cum-conservatives-united-moneybomb-to-grease-the-hinges-of-war-chest/


Santorum wants to drop a huge load of CUM all over America’s dick

As much as I would have liked to have made that headline just out of thin air, the sad part is that it’s actually not that far from the truth. Rick Santorum is organizing his supporters, especially those in Florida, to donate to his campaign in a “Conservative Union Moneybomb”, or CUM for short. Nasty.

So yeah… if you like Santorum, you can now participate in some sort of Santorum CUM party. Have fun.

More:
http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/16381740034/santorum-wants-to-drop-a-huge-load-of-cum-all-over