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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHoly Hush Puppies !!!
Most Americans probably think that companies like Vibram and Dow Chemical are responsible for the technology behind long-lasting shoes, but self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs is asserting that durable kicks are really a supernatural miracle from God.
During the Tuesday episode of God Know, Jacobs advised viewers to gather provisions for the tumultuous season ahead, but not to worry because God would provide through miracles.
We believe were moving into a supernatural season, where if needed, God will multiply food, she explained. I have seen God multiply food more than one time when I was cooking And I remember spooning out spaghetti or whatever, just praying in the spirit over that, and God just made more and more and more. You know, Ive seen oil multiply as I was praying for the sick. Ive seen bottles of oil just fill up about a cup a time of oil. But the point is we were promised supernatural provisions.
Remember when we drove our car one one set of tires, how many miles was it? Jacobs asked her husband and fellow prophet, Mike, after the commercial break. Way, way beyond what could ever happen with one set of tires. ........(more)
The complete piece is at: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/09/christian-tv-prophet-long-lasting-shoes-are-proof-of-supernatural-miracles-from-god/#.UO4hEwoFPL0.facebook
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Holy Hush Puppies !!! (Original Post)
marmar
Jan 2013
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Arctic Dave
(13,812 posts)1. This is all I have to say about this.
TwilightGardener
(46,416 posts)2. The Lord is speaking to her through shoes and spaghetti.
And that's perfectly sane, isn't it?
NMDemDist2
(49,313 posts)3. only if her God is
the Flying Spaghetti Monster, may you be touched by his noodley appendage
dkf
(37,305 posts)4. Why would anyone take the time to write about this?
The woman is a wacko.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)5. Damn! I thought I was going to see some actual PUPPIES!
Imagine my disappointment.
Jefferson23
(30,099 posts)6. What's sad is there will be some who are hungry and expect that if they pray hard enough, they'll
reap the same results as this woman claims.
Can't someone please sue these schmucks like her for fraud.
It's EXACTLY shit like this that causes the rest of the civilized world to think that we're all fucking nut cases.
Science is good enough of an explanation for most other places.
MADem
(135,425 posts)8. I think she needs to drive off in those hush puppies she's got on... nt
eppur_se_muova
(36,257 posts)9. Damn, now I'm hungry for some deep-fried hush puppies ...
the cornmeal kind, of course.
Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)10. Jacobs can certainly multiply ignorance.