SCHOOLS TO GET BLOWED UP BY TERRORISTS, SAYS MAN WHO REALLY REALLY WANTS TO CARRY GUN AT SCHOOLS

[kpete]

SCHOOLS TO GET BLOWED UP BY TERRORISTS, SAYS MAN WHO REALLY REALLY WANTS TO CARRY GUN AT SCHOOLS
by JEFF WATTRICK

Matt Davis is a renaissance man. He’s a former GOP spokesman, a columnist, and a fan of armed insurrection. He also sounds like a raving paranoid.

It is against the law to carry concealed weapons at schools, but Matt Davis cares not for these burdensome rules that deny him the right to protect his children from purely imaginary threats.

My worst fear: Dozens of terrorist sleeper cells, with five or six men each, would activate roughly at the same time and attack designated schools across the country. I’d be at work, and I would be helpless to retrieve my children and keep them safe from maniacs.

I imagined further that, from a terrorist’s point of view, these attacks would have a dramatic, profound effect on our collective psyche: No parent would allow his child to return to school to long as they were not secure from violent, lethal attacks. Our economy and economic security wouldn’t just hiccup; it would collapse.

From that point on, whenever I went to school for some reason (a forgotten lunch; a teacher conference; etc.), as I approached the school I would instinctively feel my right side for that which I knew wasn’t there: A handgun.

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[NYC_SKP]

1. WTF is he wearing???

Camo silky boxers???





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[rustydog]

6. "Thia home doesn't call 911"

Dip shit had to have a neighbor make the sign. He can't remember the number for 911.

[Iris]

15. I love how nicely he's tucked his shirt in

[Mojorabbit]

18. My eyes!!! nt

[HockeyMom]

2. Ted Nugent's

long lost brother????

[Warren DeMontague]

3. His kids are like, "Dad, if you want school to be easier for us, PUT ON SOME PANTS"

[RKP5637]

4. Nice legs!

[rustydog]

5. This is why the GOP continues to hold sway over the country

[Ed Suspicious]

7. Onion?

[nadinbrzezinski]

8. Wanna bet this home WILL call 911 if the need arises?

[Brickbat]

9. That's not Matt Davis. It's a lot easier to laugh at him if you think it is.

This is Matt Davis.

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[Iris]

14. nope. just as easy to laugh at this guy.

[Warren DeMontague]

19. They let Chipmunks study law?

Who knew.

[Politicalboi]

10. That "home" is an improvement

Over his mothers basement. It's in her backyard. And he can decorate it for Christmas too. After the picture shoot, they went down to get money for their recyclable shit to buy beer.

[Nay]

11. Jesus! This guy is a caricature of a caricature! Is he Honey BooBoo's uncle or something? I am

just gobsmacked at the nuts that populate this country.

[RKP5637]

13. Yep! There seem to be hoards of them climbing outta the woodwork. n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. How many generations of inbreeding to create that clown?

Must be at least three.

[Bigmack]

16. Ignoring this whackjob for a second...

.. I have wondered why terrorists haven't caught on to attacking the schools.

What better way to really terrorize the country than to attack a bunch of elementary schools in a coordinated attack?

I really don't think they have the smarts, the technical expertise, or the organization to do such a thing...

But...

[Zoeisright]

17. Why is it all these gun humpers are so freaking ugly?

I mean, that's just pathetic. Long greasy hair, usually some scraggly thin beard or mustache, pasty white, beer gut, and super ugly face.