"A Child And His Lawnmower"

[otherone]

Some clown in Sacramento was dragged into court
He shot his lawnmower
It disobeyed, it wouldn't start
Might makes right, it's the American way
They fined him $60 and sent him on his way

You know, some people don't take no shit
Maybe if they did they'd have half a brain left

[Heidi]

1. I bet the lawn mower didn't start the next time, either.

I've never met a lawn mower I could intimidate.

[Flashmann]

2. He shot his lawnmower

It disobeyed, it wouldn't start......That'll teach it!!!

Bad mower!!!.........BAD!!!

[TlalocW]

3. That's hardly manly

Now chucking a push lawnmower like you were doing a hammer throw... That shows it that you mean business. It started after that too.

TlalocW

[Heidi]

4. "It started after that, too."

[otherone]

5. NRA theme song