Happy Mitch McConnell EPIC FAIL DAY!!!!111

[jpak]

[Lifelong Protester]

1. "And for my next trick,

I'll turn the Grand Canyon into a swimming hole"

[whistler162]

2. and a happy nonsensical post day to you!

[jpak]

4. The faces of FAIL

[amuse bouche]

8. Hilarious

even though I do like real turtles

[titanicdave]

9. WOW..........

the human turtle hybrid really does exist........and he failed miserably...........how sweet it is

[BumRushDaShow]

11. !!!!

[valerief]

18. Feeding on lettuce!!!!

[flamingdem]

34. these are hysterical

I'd put them on facebook but some people are so "sensitive" today

[Arugula Latte]

35. He played the shell game and lost.

[world wide wally]

44. The penguins are as good as the McConnell pics

[lunatica]

3. You think they're having another secret meeting today?

I think they are. Only this time they'll decide to double down because they didn't try hard enough the last 4 years.

[lastlib]

6. this time they're trying to make sure Obama's a two-term president...

[lunatica]

7. LOL!

[pinboy3niner]

17. Will they succeed?

CNN says it's too close to call.

[flamingdem]

37. All that Cnn horse race talk - ha

It was a donkey race and we were really winning the whole way

[calimary]

31. ROFL!!! Yeah! How's that "we'll make him a one-term president" stuff workin' out for ya, mitch?

GOOD job!

Did you catch a glimpse of him on the Inaugural Platform, a few rows back, looking glum and serious as could be? And boner, too, looking like he was working hard not to cry.

I noticed the wrongneys were NOT there. Wonder why? Their car elevator more important, I suppose? I remember when Al Gore, and then John Kerry, too, were there after it was taken from them. They were man enough to show up. What's with Mr. and Mrs. Money-Weasels? Sore Losermen?

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

62. Whoah! I had not even thought to look for Queen Anne and her robo sugar daddy.

Seriously, they didn't attend? Still can't face it? Oh well, their loss!

[malaise]

5. He should have stepped down the day after Obama won again

Hey there turtle loser!!!

[treestar]

10. Yes it is!!1

He set himself up for that one, did old Mitch!

[MoonRiver]

12. Hi ya Mitch!

Welcome to Turtle Hell, population one.

REAL turtles don't commit treason.

[freshwest]

13. First of many...

[stevenleser]

27. Stolen and thoroughly shared! nt

[Bernardo de La Paz]

43. McConnell vows to make Obama TwoTerm President because he & T/GOP think Obama is dictator

They are convinced he will suspend the Constitution during the Civil War 2 that the Ts are ready to start.

[freshwest]

47. I think Obama needs the same amount of time FDR had to get us out of this mess.

But that's just me. I doubt Obama could be talked into another term anyway. Maybe Mitch has been reading DU.

Many people are missing 'tough guy' Shrub for all the wrong reasons if they expect a Democrat to act like a dictator.

[mountain grammy]

14. my mission, to make sure McConnell doesn't get another term!

[freshwest]

30. Thank you. Great for the whole country.

[awoke_in_2003]

54. I am a straight man...

but can understand why many women dig Patrick Stewart. (I am also an original Star Trek guy)

[freshwest]

55. OST here, too. I got busy with life and missed most of the newer ones. But they went much longer.

[awoke_in_2003]

56. My father was a Next Gen guy...

but I was always working when they were on. I have contemplated buying the series.

[hopemountain]

59. lol. i was going to post the exact same thing!

dad was a huge star trek fan. and he would have been thrilled with President Obama's election. my dad was a chicano indian joe biden...lol.

[awoke_in_2003]

60. My dad is a flaming lib....

who I used to think was crazy. It is funny how the older I get the smarter my old man is.

[Berlum]

15. Score another FAIL for the Republicans who oppose America

You richly deserve your fail.

[volstork]

16. EVERY day

is an epic fail day for turtleboy

[Evergreen Emerald]

19. bwaahahahaha

I will drink to that!

[ellisonz]

20. WHEEEEE

[ReRe]

21. An extra-special Fuck You from your home state of KENTUCKY.....

K&R

.....since you forgot where you came from. Mitch McConnell will go down as the absolute worst Senator in the history of Kentucky Senators as well as the absolute worst U.S. Senator in the history of the Senate in the United States Congress!

[11 Bravo]

39. Well, Rand Paul is giving him a run for his money, but for now it's still Turtle Boy by a beak.

[ReRe]

41. One at a time...

...this thread is devoted to the Epic Fail of allllll time, Mitch McConnell.

In years, Rand Paul has a long way to go to catch up to Mitch. In horse sense? He's neck 'n neck with him, if you will pardon the horse race pun...

I reiterate, Fuck Mitch McConnell, the worst Senator in Kentucky's History!

[world wide wally]

45. WTF is it with Kentucky?.. Can they secede?

[ReRe]

46. Not unless they want to start a Civil War....

...and I don't think they will go that far.

[world wide wally]

64. Just wishful thinking on my part

[Manifestor_of_Light]

58. Typewriter Boy has lots of time to mess up.

Ayn Rand got her nom de plume from her typewriter, a Remington Rand.

[bullwinkle428]

22. What are you? Some kind of anti-turtite?

K&R.

[samsingh]

23. kick

[Joe Bacon]

24. I'm sure the gang will be meeting tonight!

Planning to stop Obama from getting a third term, even though they're too stupid to realize that it's already in the Constitution!

[DinahMoeHum]

25. Ditch Mitch! (clap clap) Ditch Mitch! (clap clap)

etc.

[hedgehog]

26. !

[rocktivity]

28. Gloat-licious!

rocktivity

[Historic NY]

29. SNORT!!

[Lex]

32. How'd that work out for you, Mitch?

[Scurrilous]

33. K & R

[Initech]

36. Epic fail for the tea party!!!

[jpak]

38. locking

Turtle abuse

[SunSeeker]

40. Suck it, turdtle!

[Rain Mcloud]

42. The sound of FAIL!

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[Cha]

48. Thank you, jpak, for bringing

that to our Attention!

I wondered earlier today.. what is that epic Fail gang planning for the next four years on Inauguration Day? Exponentially more Obstruction and Whining?

[jpak]

49. 120,000 posts

we are not worthy!

[Cha]

50. lol babylonsistah is at 142,526!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1102&pid=7412

[Boomerproud]

51. I just watched 5 minutes of Faux News snarkfest.

I'm sure Mitch was invited to the pity party tonight.

[cheezmaka]

52. I'll be happier...

when it's "Happy Mitch McConnell fail day!" IN 2014!

[Blue Owl]

53. Give that fuck a good ol' fashioned shell-ackin'

n/t

[shenmue]

57. It's also Michelle Bachmann Fail Day

Ha ha, Pres. Obama did get a second term! So there!

[polynomial]

61. Mitch McConnell must be inspired

The cantankerous goat Mitch McConnell must be inspired to dig in for more continuous complaining, faultfinding, and the too big to fail political rhetorical prosody strokes. Mitch knows a gimme when he is surrounded by more money from the Federal Reserve at tee off time. Heave ho, this is better than a hole in one, it’s bankrupt and bail.

The business plan for America via the Republican Conservative Wahhabi cable television channel Fox News. The programming corporation in sweet oil sands of Dubai. You know Fox news is forty nine percent owned by the Arabs. I am beginning to believe they own the Geico lizard too.

“You who” did you get that. Plus those Wahhabi Muslim Arabs think all American’s are infidels and should be wiped off the earth. That means truck drivers too, they are the best to irritate and argue with. Rush Limbaugh has been playing that crowd for decades. Every day that guy Michael Medved is on a rant. Obama can never do anything good. Sometime I think Medved has a ptosis issue.

Medved squints far too much, or he was poisoned by the black mamba. Or, maybe somebody put that poison in the tea party pot, they all act really screwy.

[KansDem]

63. BREAKING!!! Republicans vow to make Obama a "two-term President!"

Mitch McConnell in 2010: The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president.

Mitch McConnell today: The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a two-term president.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-checker/post/when-did-mcconnell-say-he-wanted-to-make-obama-a-one-term-president/2012/09/24/79fd5cd8-0696-11e2-afff-d6c7f20a83bf_blog.html