Washington Woman, Accused Of Using Her Breasts To Smother And Kill Boyfriend

[RKP5637]

Donna Lange, Washington Woman, Accused Of Using Her Breasts To Smother And Kill Boyfriend

http://main.aol.com/2013/01/16/donna-lange-breasts-smother-kill-boyfriend-everett-washington_n_2488747.html

A Washington woman is accused of using her breasts to smother and kill her boyfriend after an altercation at their mobile home.

Donna Lange, a 51-year-old woman from Everett, Wash., is believed to have suffocated her boyfriend to death with her breasts on Saturday, Jan. 12, according to Seattle's KIRO 7 Eyewitness News. Deputies, called to the Airport Inn trailer park at 12:45 a.m. for a disturbance report, found medics performing CPR on Lange's 51-year-old alleged boyfriend, who was later pronounced dead at Swedish Hospital.

Kiro 7 reports that witnesses claims they saw Lange throw her boyfriend down in the back of the mobile home. She was later found by witnesses with her chest covering the victim's face. Police noted the size difference between Lange and her boyfriend -- she was 5-feet, 6-inches and 192 pounds, he was 5-feet, 7-inches and 175 pounds.

Other women around the world are known to have allegedly used their breasts as weapons.

[richmwill]

1. What to do now? I could never call for a ban on breasts... :)

[pinboy3niner]

2. If we ban breasts, only outlaws will have breasts!1!!

[RKP5637]

5. News Headline: "Would you allow your child to feed from a killer breast?" n/t

[SDjack]

33. Maybe all of them should be registered and those above a certain size licensed for CC.

[Mnemosyne]

49. Above a certain size cc is impossible, maybe cc for smaller pairs? nt

[NickB79]

66. No one needs high-capacity breasts like those!

Cup limits need to be enacted: no one needs more than a B-cup

[HappyMe]

3. It's the boobz nutz!1

Ban all big boobs now!

[Atman]

14. If she had just an A cup, she couldn't have done that!

Ban DD cups! They are dangerous in the wrong hands.

[HappyMe]

21. Ban anything above a C!!

[appleannie1]

4. I wonder how long it would take her to take out 26 people using her breasts

[RKP5637]

8. "Warning! No automatic breasts with clips allowed in this area!" n/t

[pinboy3niner]

20. But they weren't assault breasts

So don't even think of calling them that!

[RKP5637]

23. Right!!! Wrong nomenclature!!! "Warning - Concealed Breasts Not Permitted!"

[guardian]

73. No. Assault breasts look like this.

[Atman]

12. About a half a dozen joints and a couple bottles of tequila.

[unblock]

6. looking forward to an intelligent, mature, informed discussion in this thread....

[RKP5637]

10. Lots of luck on that one!

[GaYellowDawg]

64. I think you meant, "breast of luck on that one!"

[RKP5637]

70. LOL

[redqueen]

15. Adultescents.

Idiocracy.

Etc, etc, etc.

[Blue_Tires]

30. well, there ARE worse ways to go...

[Ian David]

80. ...

[unblock]

84. ROFL! i think that's me in both frames lol!

[nyquil_man]

7. Boobs don't kill people.

Lust for boobs, on the other hand...

[mikeysnot]

9. When a baby comes out of a womb with an assault rifle/handgun attached to his body...

you can make this analogy.

[Atman]

11. What caliber were they?

Did she have an illegal nipple clip?

[RKP5637]

16. Maybe 34 FFF ??? n/t

[Waltons_Mtn]

13. Maybe we need to regulate the caliber...Um.... Size of breasts.

Haven't you ever hear the saying? "Those things could hurt somebody!"

[RKP5637]

19. Yep, "We need Breast Control!" n/t

[NickB79]

68. I've only got two hands, but I'll see what I can do. nt

[oldhippydude]

17. wow a couple of 38's... no gun

I'm impressed.... he was just pressed

[Fla_Democrat]

18. Ahem

Other women around the world are known to have allegedly used their breasts as weapons.

As a lot of married men can attest.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

31. Not so much a weapon as a credit card

And my wife has the shoe collection to prove it...

[nebenaube]

22. But

how do they know it wasn't a suicide?

[RKP5637]

24. Or, Erotic asphyxiation?

[redqueen]

25. You are aware that there is a school shooting going on now, right?

Maybe you could edit your OP to just be about BOOOOBIEEES and leave off the offensive comparison with guns. At least today. At least while yet another mass murder is still going on.

[RKP5637]

26. I'll do that! n/t

[redqueen]

28. Thank you. nt

[2pooped2pop]

27. but but but....

he said he wanted to go that way. (or so I am told)

[LeftInTX]

29. The boyfriend should have had boobs

The bigger the better

[Nye Bevan]

32. I guess that's what they mean by "dangerous curves".

Apparently she had a figure to die for.

[longship]

34. A thread made for Jr. High boys.

As is evidenced by the responses.

Unrec.

[HappyMe]

35. And yet, you read it all.

[longship]

36. I read it so I could observe the inevitable infantile responses.

[HappyMe]

39. Oh okay.

[LanternWaste]

59. Much like watching a train wreck-- difficult to force oneself to stop watching.

Much like watching a train wreck-- difficult to force oneself to stop watching.

However, I do understand the "And yet, you read it all..." as it allows the speaker to reduce everyone else to his own level, regardless of how low that level may indeed be. School children do much the same thing.

[dixiegrrrrl]

86. Point, set and match!

[RKP5637]

37. Exactly!!! About 7th grade! n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

38. Will the funeral home be able to straighten his smile?

Could be a problem......

[JI7]

40. didn't this happen recently in Europe or somewhere else ?

[RKP5637]

42. Don't know, might have ... probably not the first time something like this happened someplace. n/t

[NoGOPZone]

44. per the article, it's known to have allegedly happened

whatever that phrase is supposed to mean, I don't know.

[KamaAina]

47. Yep. Germany. But the guy lived to tell about it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018266177

He told the court he was admiring her large cleavage closely when she suddenly stuck his head between her breasts and squeezed hard. Schmidt was smothered and began to panic as he struggled to breathe, the court heard.

Schmidt told the court: "I was sitting naked and I was kissing her breasts when suddenly grabbed my head in pushed it between her breasts and held my head with all her might. I could not breathe, I must have turned blue. I could not tear myself free and thought I was going to die."

[QC]

41. I saw a movie about that once.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069952/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

[RKP5637]

43. OMG

[PCIntern]

45. Wotta way to go!

...and I like being adolescent at times. Beats being a creepy, repressed, weird male, who's afraid of talking up sexuality.

[RKP5637]

48. Keeps me young!!!

[Blue Owl]

46. Did she say "Ta Ta"?

n/t

[GeorgeGist]

50. Tit for tat?

[RKP5637]

51. "Danger - Tits Ahead!" n/t

[Blue4Texas]

52. What a nurturing way to kill

[RKP5637]

53. A mothering (oops, smothering) instinct at work! n/t

[Blue4Texas]

54. That's funny!

[RKP5637]

55. Almost was poetic! lol

[thatgemguy]

56. THIS THREAD NEEDS PICTURES! n/t

[RKP5637]

61. Censored version!!!

?6

[seabeyond]

57. hey guys, up for a thread of women laughing at a mans little penis? you know, so we too can act

like 12 yr old instead of old creeps and stay young? any offensive or funny quip we may come up with ridiculing a small penis? cause i am pretty sure we had a couple of weeks of men telling us that no way would they be able to get away with this if it was about womens body parts. right?

[RKP5637]

60. Here you go!!! LOL

There you are!

[seabeyond]

62. ok, now...

my hubby has a rule and he is gonna laugh at this one. especially how the last month he has been excelling at the fitness and health thing, feeling pretty good.

[RKP5637]

63. ...

[dixiegrrrrl]

87. Wow...can you get Limbaugh to autograph his pic????

[RKP5637]

88. Sure!!!

chuckle: chuckle: chuckle: chuckle: chuckle: chuckle: chuckle: chuckle: chuckle:

[GaYellowDawg]

67. I think we saw a whole lot of that with the gun control discussions

And besides which, the comparison is completely ridiculous. Who gets smothered by a small penis?

[seabeyond]

81. of course you guys see this differently. no surprise there. nt

[patrice]

77. I'll second that motion with a side of stats on the prevalence of chemical male "enhancement"

. . . enhancement!!!!

[seabeyond]

79. i guess we can get a video of penis weight lifting too, to put alongside the video above.

you know

tit for tat.

[patrice]

82. Just don't call the poor delicate flowers the d- word; that might hurt their feelings.

[seabeyond]

83. shrinkage jerry, shrinkage.

ya, there is that.

[wilt the stilt]

58. Is this a Russ Meyer movie? n/t

[guardian]

65. Eye witness captures such an attack on camera

[RKP5637]

71. Damn

[srican69]

74. is that a photoshop or a just a very naughty sculpture??...

[guardian]

75. It's from an old Woody Allen movie

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask (1972)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068555/

[FSogol]

76. Don't those usually come in pairs?

[Ian David]

78. You beat me to it! n/t

[srican69]

69. I am aroused.

My interest, silly. Get your mind off the gutter.

[RKP5637]

72. Oh, darn, I was looking for pictures!

[Demo_Chris]

85. wtf did I just read?!