Rand Paul: If I were President

[DainBramaged]

[oldhippydude]

1. at least Romney had the White Horse Prophecy

what is Rand's source of delusion of grandeur ?

[TexasTowelie]

2. Aqua Buddha.

http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-q/2010/08/gq-exclusive-rand-pauls-crazy-college-days-hint-theres-a-secret-society-involved.html

Go to the third paragraph from the end.

[JI7]

3. i was just going to say, Aqua Buddha promised him it will happen one day

[Ecumenist]

4. Yeah, well, YOU'RE NOT.eom

[DainBramaged]

11. Your point?

[BlancheSplanchnik]

13. I think Ecumenist is addressing himself to Randy..

Sorry to jump in uninvited......

I just have a compulsion to clear up misunderstandings.

Unless I misunderstood something..........

[Ecumenist]

15. Thank you, Blanche...I thought that I was misreading the reply from DainBramaged...

Rand Paul isn't president...what's wrong with that?

[Ecumenist]

14. DainBramaged, inspite of your username, I have to assume that you're not saying that you wanted RAND

PAUL to win the Whitehouse...RIGHT?

[DainBramaged]

16. In spite of my user name?

two words.

[Ecumenist]

17. You thought I was referring to you in my post? NO of course not! Rand Paul is an arrogant &, (as

far as I'm concerned), evil, self centered, xenophobic bigot. The fact that he made that comment about "If I were president" is beyond self delusion. I was made that comment in response to the fact that OBVIOUSLY, paul and his ilk are still having issues with reality.

I meant no disrespect with my comment and I am sorry....I still have "ChemoBrain" and sometimes, am not the most articulate nor delicate in the way I phrase things. I meant no harm, DainBramaged.

[Rhiannon12866]

5. ...

[jmowreader]

6. I looked up this moran's statement

He described Benghazi as the biggest tragedy since 9/11. Seriously? We lost four people at Benghazi, which is in the middle of a war zone. I remember hundreds of incidents during Iraq where lots more than four Americans died.

[KharmaTrain]

7. The Paulbot Torch Has Been Passed...

Yep...Randy sure loves the sound of his voice and is far more arrogant and pompous than his father...and that's quite a hill to climb.

He's definitely looking at 2016...and this was going to be his launching pad. There's a void in the wingnut world for that "great white hope"...they couldn't find one in 2012 and we're seeing the first cars lining up for the next demolition derby.

I sure hope Paulbot Jr. thinks he's "Presidential" material...that guarantees the rushpublican will remain dysfuncational for years to come...

[Norbert]

8. He makes Jim Bunning look like a fucking genius

[JohnnyLib2]

9. Whap!

[Cha]

10. Rofl!

[Oilwellian]

12. Someone needs to do the following Photoshop:

Cut out Paul's weird toupee and place it on Eastwood's infamous presidential chair.

Voila!

[KamaAina]

18. ...I would nominate my ugly rug to the Supreme Court.

[spanone]

19. only in america can any asshole have that dream.....dream on randy....

[madinmaryland]

20. Don't laugh. A lot of us thought the samething of *.

Look what happened.

[Erose999]

21. Rand Paul is not amused. There will be hell toupee.