The Top 10 Reasons Rand Paul should never start a sentence, "Had I been president..."

[kpete]

The Top 10 Reasons Rand Paul should never start a sentence, "Had I been president..."

#10. Half the audience will laugh so hard they won't hear the rest of your comment.

#9. The other half of the audience will cry so hard your remaining words will be lost in their bawling.

#8. Law officials will remove you as an outside agitator, perhaps even an anarchist.

#7. Your nitwit tea party followers will have to change their "Rand Paul for Emperor" signs. (They have to change them anyway because they misspelled Emperor.)

#6. Sinners will buy up the world's supply of coats, jackets, and blankets, anticipating hell freezing over.

#5. Michele Bachmann will sue you for "Presidential Batshit Crazy" copyright infringement.

#4. World leaders will set their nuclear missiles on high alert.

#3. Capitol police will immediately perform a breathalyzer test on you.

#2. Stocks will plunge, except for the companies that make "The End is Nigh" signs.

And the #1 Reason Rand Paul should never start a sentence, "Had I been president..."

#1. Forget it, dude, ain't gonna happen.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/01/24/1181630/-The-Top-10-Reasons-Rand-Paul-should-never-start-a-sentence-Had-I-been-president

[DemoTex]

1. The junior senator from the state with Mitch McConnell as the senior senator: KY

They don't call it "KY" for naught.