Birther Queen Orly Taitz claims she now has the ability to arrest President Barack Obama

[Cali_Democrat]

Orly Taitz Says She Can Arrest Barack Obama In Connecticut
By John Celock

Birther queen Orly Taitz is now claiming she has the ability to have President Barack Obama arrested in Connecticut.

Taitz posted on her website Wednesday night that she has three supporters in Connecticut who are willing to sign a petition claiming that Obama has violated election law in the state. Under Sec. 9-368 of the state's election code, if "three electors" in a town sign complaints to a judge claiming violations of election law then an arrest warrant can be issued. Taitz had earlier posted a request for Connecticut residents to sign complaints and asked her supporters to move to one town in the state.

Taitz, a lawyer, dentist and real estate agent from Rancho Santa Margarita, Calif., has long claimed that Obama's Social Security number was issued in Connecticut. In recent days she has focused her writings on finding the neighbors of a Bronx, N.Y. man named Harry Bounel, whose Social Security number she believes Obama stole. She claims that Bounel is related to first lady Michelle Obama's step-great grandmother and that the first lady may have claimed to be married to Bounel.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/24/orly-taitz-connecticut_n_2541233.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

[n2doc]

1. good luck with that n/t

[OldDem2012]

2. Not nice to make fun of the severely mentally ill. nt.

[Kalidurga]

3. Yeah, good luck with that.

If you try only hilarity will ensue.

[malaise]

4. Orly is going to end up in a straight jacket in some institution

She is batshit crazy.

[Liberalynn]

5. Perfect place for her

[Cali_Democrat]

14. I could totally picture Orly in a straight jacket. n/t

[zappaman]

27. Kinda like this...?

[Angry Dragon]

42. Oilly would never look that good

[Odin2005]

56. Not crazy, she is a sociopathic grifter.

She is saying this BS because it incites idiots to send her money.

[malaise]

64. a la Lady blah blah the Grifter in chief?

[Odin2005]

65. Nah, Palin is just a narcissistic attention whore.

[name not needed]

62. Provided the Secret Service doesn't shoot her first.

[MrSlayer]

6. I'd like to see her try it.

A good secret service beat down is in order.

[DearHeart]

60. Wouldn't that be something to see?!

[Happyhippychick]

7. Orly, don't ever give up.

The Democratic Party wants you front and center as a symbol of the GOP.

[Frustratedlady]

8. Hasn't she reached the point of absurdity where she could be charged

with domination of the court's calendar, harassment of the POTUS or stalking? Is there an "end-point" we might enjoy one of these days? That woman is unbearable.

[Brother Buzz]

16. I think the judges actually enjoy it

Think bragging rights at their country clubs after exercising a bit of creative writing dismissing her bombastic motions.

[catbyte]

25. A judge has already fined her $20K that I don't think she's paid.

[Xipe Totec]

31. I think the charge would be streaking

for indecent display of naked stupidity.

[Wait Wut]

9. Cool. And, I claim I now have the ability...

...to friggin' fly, read minds and spot loons from hundreds of miles away. Oh look! There's one now! It appears to be a rare type of loon descended from the extinct dodo!

[trof]

10. Taitz, a lawyer, dentist, real estate agent , theraputic massuese, Amway representative...

Mary Kay consultant, key grip, makeup artist, Notary Public, etheric surgeon (look it up), phrenologist, seance moderator, ordained minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and Chairman Emeritus of The Flat Earth Society today said blah blah blah blah.

[Brother Buzz]

19. Don't forget her black belt

She holds a second degree black belt in Taekwondo.

[trof]

23. Damn. AND she's a skateboarding champion!

[Brother Buzz]

30. I didn't know that

Someone should update her Wiki page

[Isoldeblue]

32. Not to mention, a retired roller derby queen.....................

Much like her counterpart, Sarahbaccarudda

[zappaman]

37. And a trained historian! n/t

[dionysus]

45. !!!!!

[Cali_Democrat]

28. OMG you just made me LOL at work

Now people are looking at me

[trof]

38. Well, you have to admit she's an AMAZING woman.

She is a constant source of amazement.

[Angry Dragon]

41. you forgot pole dancer

[mythology]

58. Great

now I'll be having nightmares for weeks.

[ellenfl]

44. why are you dissing fsm? s/he's my deity of choice. eom

[trof]

66. I meant no disrespect. I, too, am a follower of the Great FSM.

All Glory to His Pastaness.

[A HERETIC I AM]

48. "Key Grip". LOL.

You forgot "best boy"


Lol......key grip.


Too funny.


"Dolly grip" would have worked well too!

[name not needed]

63. She's a jackass of all trades

[tavernier]

11. I hope she doesn't go walking in the park.

She must attract a lot of squirrels.

[sad-cafe]

12. she really needs help

but the GOP has tried to cut mental health care so she better hurry

[Rex]

13. PLZ PLZ PLZ try it!!!!!

I SO want to see the pics as the SS arrests her!

GO FOR IT TATERTOT! RUSH WOULD APPROVE!

[Incitatus]

15. Well then, go ahead and try.

Please try.

[LisaLynne]

17. Please proceed, stupid. nt

[zappaman]

18. Fer Chrissakes!

Isn't her 15 minutes up by now?

[htuttle]

20. "...and asked her supporters to move to one town in the state."

That would be all three of them, correct?

[catbyte]

21. I'm sure the Secret Service would give her a warm, warm welcome...

[arely staircase]

22. so what's stopping her?

besides the obvious.

I figure Orly Tate's attempts to serve the prez. would go like this>

if you are so drawn to it, why not try forcing your way in?

[onenote]

24. And the Secret Service has the ability to shoot her.

I would bet on the Secret Service.

[BarbaRosa]

29. Oh man. . .

[Pauldg47]

33. This is a publicity show....

.. and she's making muchoo bucks off the dumb fucks out their. She's laughing all the way to the bank. The press gets off on this idiot.

[Raine]

34. Oh give it up Oily Taint, you're really makng an ass of yourself. nt

[ceejdre82]

53. hahaha!!!

Seriously lol'd at that!

[indepat]

35. If only there were a limit as to how much harassment an individual can lawfully direct at a

president, Orly's rotten ass would have long been languishing in jail.

[Old Codger]

36. I might be willing

To pay money to see that attempt....

[Downtown Hound]

39. That's nice. So arrest him.

Otherwise, shut up.

[LTR]

40. Send her nasty ass back to Russia!

Doesn't she see the irony in that she's actually an immigrant herself?

[Matariki]

43. What I really want to know -

Is she an insane opportunist or an opportunistic insane person?

[Number23]

46. "Taitz, a lawyer, dentist and real estate agent from Rancho Santa Margarita"

Okay, I have almost hurt myself laughing...

[Last Stand]

50. Also, ice cream man, astronaut and

of course, Certified Nut Job.

[LongTomH]

51. Give her a chance to be a jailhouse lawyer!

She can also do root canals for the other prisoners!

[GReedDiamond]

55. Orlys a regalurr Renna-zonce wummen...

...to those of the FReeper/Teahadist mindset and mental capacity.

[FreeState]

47. "a lawyer, dentist and real estate agent"

could she pick three professions that are not so slimy?

[nadinbrzezinski]

49. I want to watch the attempt.

[still_one]

52. What does it take to commit someone?

[Jake2413]

54. How can you make this stuff up....

my imagination isn't the good.

[struggle4progress]

57. "There's the sign post up ahead! Your next stop: the twilight zone!"

[trof]

67. DEE dee DEE dee.....

[Generic Other]

59. Can't she be deported as a public nuisance?

Who let her in anyway? I'd gladly trade her for a dozen undocumented Mexican workers!

[R B Garr]

61. This is seriously lulz

I liked when someone started calling them birfers because spelling out any kind of legitimate word like birth(ers) was way too serious for these clowns.

[madinmaryland]

68. According to the NRA's comments, she should not be allowed to own a gun.