WorldNutDaily: We have proof Obama is the Lord of the Flies AKA Beelzebub

[ck4829]

Have you ever had to deal with a housefly? Maybe one even landed on you once?

Well, according to WorldNetDaily, you might just be a minion of Satan, if not Satan himself.

WND super-reporter Aaron Klein scoured the web to find people who said that the fact a fly landed on Obama’s face at a press conference means he could be “possessed by a demonic entity.” WND was so proud of Klein’s reporting that they asked members in an email, “Is Obama biblical ‘Lord of the Flies’?” in an attempt to liken Obama to Beelzebub, or Satan.

Prophecy websites are having a field day with the worldwide attention President Obama is getting for sparring with a fly yesterday.

News reports have recounted Obama’s history of attracting flies during recorded interviews and speeches.

Already, religious and other websites are using the headlines to point out that a biblical reference for Satan, the Semitic deity Beelzebub, literally translates from Hebrew into “Lord of the Flies.”

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/wnd-fly-obamas-face-proves-he-satan

Ya, really.

[hrmjustin]

1. Oh good Lord!

[longship]

2. Ca-ray-zee! Totally crazy. nt

[jberryhill]

3. No, it proves he is a ninja

[Kalidurga]

4. It's 1692

Throw him in a lake if he floats he's a duck.

[arcane1]

5. What did it mean when Bush was beshatted by a bird?

[Cali_Democrat]

6. The right wing is going crazy over the fact that a fly landed on Obama's face the other day

They think it means Obama is evil or some shit like that.

[Lint Head]

7. But..but I though Honey Boo Boo was supposed to be Satan.

If you walk under a ladder it's bad luck too.

[Initech]

9. No Honey Boo Boo is a sign of society flushing itself down the toilet.

Not Satan... maybe a sign of the devil but definitely not Satan.

[Initech]

8. Boy are they really reaching here....