Post your Republican GAME SHOW idea!!

[Sparkly]

After this week's fun, I'm sure the networks are looking for ways to make rightwing Republicans even MORE entertaining, and profitable. I'd watch!

A few game show ideas that come to mind:

- "Are Republicans Smarter than a 3rd Grader?"

- "Hilarity" - Republicans try to outsmart Hillary Clinton!

- "Please Proceed, Governor" - Republicans try to outsmart President Obama!

- "Wheel of Desperation" - GOP Contestants have 30 seconds to invent the next new 'scandal!'

- "BZZZZt -- You Lose!" - Watch Faux-Newzers come up with new excuses for the last election!


Post your own suggestions for exploiting Republican idiocy for entertainment value!

[flamingdem]

1. Repug Mating Game

Just what would you do to date Sarah Palin? Attend a party with liberals, eat arugula, listen to 20 Obama speeches in a row, give up your assault rife?

[nolabear]

2. Fundy Feud. GOP tries to comprehend polled Americans

Could go on forever.

[Walk away]

3. "Red State Queen for a Day" where Teabag Congressmen cry for federal aid....

to teach Creationism in their schools and buy locks for Planned Parenthood front doors. The Donor States in the audience award their tax dollars to the most pathetic. They also get a shiny crown!

[patrice]

4. Chopped! - Republican sausa . . . uh, legislation making you wish you didn't know.

[Cirque du So-What]

5. Update the old game show 'Press Your Luck'

Republicans spin a wheel to win campaign donations from corporate lobbyists until they land on a criminal like Jack Abramoff - whoops, a Whammy! Here comes the judge! Hilarity is guaranteed, since all of the contestants are too greedy to quit while they're ahead.

[Berlum]

6. Wacky Wahoo Whopper

Wacky RepubliWanker contestants are judged on how many and how massive their lies are.

[Lesmoderesstupides]

7. The Hunger Games

For Republicans only the rest of us will watch and enjoy our selves as they take each other out to win.

[Fumesucker]

8. "The Shlong Show"

[rightsideout]

9. Here's a few

Family Fraud

$10,000 Pyramid Scheme

Who Wants to Help a Millionaire

The Misogyny Game

To Twist The Truth

It's Pandemic

[Sparkly]

29. "To Twist the Truth"

Contestants compete to make Focus Groups believe ANYthing!! I love it!!

[Earth_First]

10. Russian Roulette. n/t

[Lesmoderesstupides]

14. With Full Auto Guns?

[stultusporcos]

16. LOL +1

[longship]

11. Beat the Reaper!

Homage to the Firesign Theater.

[PennsylvaniaMatt]

12. I have a few!

"A Fetus Story" - Republicans fighting tirelessly for the unborn, but once the child is born, they could care less.

"Who Wants To Stay A Millionaire?" - Self explanatory!

"The Price Was Right!" - Republicans defending deficit spending that took place from 2001-2009

"No Deal or No Deal" - Following negotiations from the perspective of Boehner, McConnell, and Cantor!

&quot We're Winning) The Amazing Race!" - Dick Morris and Karl Rove convincing Republicans that they are going to win the election and that polls are constantly oversampling Democrats!

[Sparkly]

25. So many great ideas on this thread, but I must say "No Deal or No Deal" is perfect! :)

[Katashi_itto]

13. BATTLE ROYALE

Put Republicans on an Island...and let them go Ayn Randian...

[lovemydog]

15. Wheel of Misfortune

People with terminal diseases spin a wheel to determine who gets health care. The losers get an Ayn Rand book. The winner gets bankrupted.

[oh08dem]

17. "For the Love of Kochs"

"Republicans vie for the attention of multi-billionaire brothers Charles and David Koch in this 'Flavor of Love spin-off."

[lovemydog]

32. good one!

[Tikki]

18. 'American Pickpockets'

They search all over America for ways to take more money from the Middle Class to line their and their friend's pockets.


Tikki

[LeftofObama]

19. Let's Make Them Squeal.

The republicans have 3 doors to choose from and behind each one is a liberal they can't stand. Hilarity ensues!

[Sparkly]

26. Ha!!!

The squealing alone would be quite entertaining!

[DogPawsBiscuitsNGrav]

20. How about who can take a corner the fastest with a dog strapped to the top of a car

[Sparkly]

27. Excellent!

A new Nascar event, maybe?

[LeftofObama]

21. America in Jeopardy!

Contestants choose from categories of various republican proposals and watch helplessly as America swirls down a toilet bowl.

[flamingdem]

24. well done nt

[zbdent]

22. 1 island, 200 Republicans, 200 guns

199 bullets.

[oh08dem]

23. Where in the World is Mark Sanford

Based on the classic kids game show "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego".

[Rhiannon12866]

38. ROFL! Good one!

Made me

[RKP5637]

28. "Pin the Tail on Joe the Plumber!"

[meow2u3]

30. "Pin the Tale on the Donkey"

eom

[meow2u3]

31. Started #RepublicanGameShows on Twitter

The Biggest Loser (and I'm not talking about weight)

[Earth_First]

33. lol

[Initech]

34. Are Republicans Smarter Than Manti Te'o?

[Enrique]

35. Love Connection

starring Larry Craig

[oh08dem]

36. The Bachelor D.C.

With Lindsey Graham

[bongbong]

37. The Oligarch

Modeled after "The Bachelor". Contestants (repig politicians) vie for being "married" to a billionaire, and use promises of how much they will screw over America to win.

Edited: Damn, the Bachelor must've been in the DU collective unconsciousness, as I was composing this post while #36 appeared! Weird.

[Pretzel_Warrior]

39. Christian Mingle

FoxNews viewers dating game would be fun too.

[KansDem]

40. "Crassword"

GOP celebrities give hints to GOP rank and file to guess the "crassword."

(The crassword is "Benghazi...*ding*)

Question: "Hillary?"
Answer: "Liberal?"

noooooo....

Question: "Treason!"
Answer: "Benghazi!"

Ding, ding, ding!!!...(*applause, applause*)

[eShirl]

41. Upper Income Twit of the Year

(the American version of Upper Class Twit of the Year)