Mitt Romney vows to start having affairs
In an attempt to undo his slide in the polls, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney suddenly reversed his position on adultery and said he would cheat on his wife Ann at least three times before the next Republican presidential primary.
“Newt Gingrich turned his multiple affairs into an asset by attacking the media, so by golly what’s sauce for the gander is now a mighty goose for the gizzard,” Romney said at a campaign stop in Tallahassee, Fla. “That’s the kind of decisive determination you can expect from me as commander-in-chief too.”
Romney noted that the Mormon Church used to allow polygamy, so he would avoid the risk of committing a sin by marrying each mistress. He said the campaign had a couple of twentysomething volunteers lined up for the task and that each of them would have their choice of an offshore account in the Cayman Islands or Switzerland as part of their eventual “divorce” settlements.
http://www.thechicagodope.com/2012/01/25/mitt-romney-vows-to-start-having-affairs/
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WTF does that mean???? 
