I am shopping for a television

[rurallib]

how many guns should I take with me and what assortment?

[theKed]

1. You're going OUT to shop?

Are you nuts?

At least 5. On you, loaded, safety off. At all times.

[Duckhunter935]

2. It's up to you

I do not tell you how to run your life. Please do the same for me.

[Buzz Clik]

3. Take a concealed handgun and sling an assault rifle.

Then, take more guns.

[JaneQPublic]

4. Any TV over 60 inches calls for a grenade launcher. (nt)

[wandy]

5. But be carefull. Some of 'em got's that "magic eye'......

Thing can be transmitting pictures of youns whils ya watches fox.
Don't want then gubbernment people looking at you all naked while ya watching Honey Bo Bo, now do ya?
The good news is the new ones, they got's low voltages. No crazy lectrisity in thair. No need to wear that uncomfortable tin hat.
And they aiin't gots no vacuum neither. Taint gonna splod if some liburl channel pisses ya off and ya gots ta shoots the darned thing.

Sometimes I just can't help myself.

[nadinbrzezinski]

6. Try Amazon...it's crazee out there.

If you must at least three.

[jberryhill]

7. At least three

That way if one is taken from you, he's still outgunned.

[GeorgeGist]

8. Plasma or LCD?

[rurallib]

9. LED -

I have come up with these criteria -
- Not Vizio, not plasma or LCD only, edge lit and over 50"
- we are in no hurry, but there seems to be some incredible prices right now

Know anything about a TV made in the US?

[cherokeeprogressive]

10. Depends on how deeply rooted your irrational fear is.

[rurallib]

12. irrational? I see it on TV!

[99Forever]

11. A shoulder launched heat seeking missle shoud do it.

Along with a concealed 44 mag or two.

[rurallib]

13. a tank would be overkill wouldn't it?

Wait - does the 2A guarantee a right to a tank?