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Mon Feb 04, 2013 at 06:50 AM PST
Ways to save the GOP
by Tom Tomorrow
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/02/04/1183719/-Ways-to-save-the-GOP
Demeter
(85,373 posts)I'm laughing hysterically, because that's where the condo board majority insisted on getting dinners for executive meetings for so long....
now, they've switched to Panera's. Same stuff, different packaging...
Ichingcarpenter
(36,988 posts)is that some kind of liberal tongue in cheek joke?
Applebees serves pastors and good christians
Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Applebee's
10. Waitress asks, "Would you like to hear about our selection of half-finished meals?"
9. "Lo-cal Salad" consists of shredded straws and napkins
8. Walls are covered in whimsically framed health code violations
7. It's a dollar extra if you want your milk shake boneless
6. Coffee isn't bottomless, but the busboy is
5. Take-out delivery involves your address and a giant slingshot
4. All you hear from the kitchen is, "Here kitty, kitty, kitty"
3. Only dessert option is a packet of Sweet 'N Low
2. The chef just washed his hands...in your french onion soup
1. Waiter asks you to touch his riblets
From "The Late Show with David Letterman", 01/09/2006
bongbong
(5,436 posts)He made a reference to middle America as those who eat at "the salad bar at Applebees", but Applebees has never had salad bars.
Brooks is just another in a long, long, long, long line of wingnut welfare recipients who are always wrong, always reich-wing, but always get to be well-paid pundits.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)bongbong
(5,436 posts)I lump all those clowns together. Just as likely as it's not that they get orders on whether to be "super-right", "slightly-right", "reasonable right", "center-right", etc from whomever pays their bills.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)These people don't go out. That's why they're so pale. Give them a few more generations and their eyes will be vestigial like cave fish.
sendero
(28,552 posts)Only if you have an old glove for a tongue.
Demeter
(85,373 posts)I am cook of the Old School.
sendero
(28,552 posts).. their stuff on site and it is not bad.
HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)Can you imagine an America loaded . . . with THAT guy?? One of TT's most loathsome characters next to the sensible woodchuck??
K & R.
beerandjesus
(1,301 posts)RZM
(8,556 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)sums up all of America's problems.