One night mitt and queen ann are going over their expenses...

[MarianJack]

Last edited Mon Feb 25, 2013, 06:28 PM - Edit history (1)

...and mitt says "queen ann, if you learn how to cook, we could fire the chef".

queen ann says "mitt, if you learned to f***, we could fire the gardiner"!

On edit: At the thought of firing 2 prople they both had an immediate climax!

Just a quick Monday morning joke, so please don't be TOO cruel!

PEACE!

[Kahuna]

1. ...

[MarianJack]

5. Thanx!

PEACE!

[House of Roberts]

2. That youngest Romney son, Craig

really exhibits his Hispanic genes. Mebbe from the Mexico side of the family, mebbe from the hired help side of the family?

[MarianJack]

6. Who knows?

PEACE!

[MAD Dave]

3. Ha ha ha

[MarianJack]

7. Thank you!

PEACE!

[Gorp]

4. Sadly, I could see that actually happening!

ROFL!

[MarianJack]

9. When I first heard it,...

...it wasn't a willard and queen ann joke. Hoewver, it was just TOO good a fit!

PEACE!

[Gorp]

11. Yeah, but it's stuck with them for now. It's like the Jesus and Moses golf joke.

Without trying to put it into a joke form, Jesus and Moses were playing golf and after some mishaps (including Moses parting the water trap), Jesus is way ahead and walks out onto a pond, reaches down, and picks up his ball. Some guy on an adjacent hole asks Moses, "Who the hell does he think he is, Jesus Christ?" and Moses replies, "No, he thinks he's Jack Nicklaus".

The current version of that joke uses "Tiger Woods".

[MarianJack]

14. I had another joke in mind.

Thanx!

PEACE!

[Gorp]

17. Mind if I ask which one?

[MarianJack]

22. Whoops!

I should have posted this in my last response to you, so here it is!

One morning, God, Jesus and Moses go out for a round of golf. They decide to bet $100 a hole and winner take all.

On the first tee, Moses hits his shot right down the fairway 250 yards.

Jesus hits his first shot 300 yards straight down the fairway. Moses and Jesus compliment each other.

God messes up his first shot, but as the ball almost rolls to a stop after about 10 feet, a squirrel dashes out from behind a tree, grabs the ball and starts to run towards the green. After a few yards, an eagle swoops down, grabs the squirrel and carries him up into the air.

Over the green, the eagle squeezes the squirrel and he drops the ball, which lands on the greenan bounces into the hole for a perfect hole in one.

Jesus and Moses are watching this and Jesus turns to God and says "c'mon dad. No screwing around, we're playing for some serious money here"!

PEACE!

[Gorp]

23. Yeah, that's a good one too.

[MarianJack]

24. Thanx!

PEACE!

[tosh]

8. I like it! I like it!

[MarianJack]

10. Thanx, tosh!

PEACE!

[smirkymonkey]

12. Okay. That is pretty funny.

Hysterical, actually.

[MarianJack]

15. Thank you, smirkymonkey!

PEACE!

[CTyankee]

13. Please, please do not remind me of those two! I get close to screaming when I see either

one of them! ACK!

[MarianJack]

16. WHAT?

I thought that we all regarded them with great esteem and respect as great humanitarians and job creators!

PEACE!

[CTyankee]

19. best we not speak of the unspeakable...

[MarianJack]

21. Happily, the only way we can speak of them now...

...is as a DEFEATED presidential candidate. WHEW!

PEACE!

[PennsylvaniaMatt]

18. Hahaha! That is great!

The even funnier part of this is that they are going over their finances one night....JUST NOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

[MarianJack]

20. Not in the White House.

True dat and THANK GOD!

PEACE!