And I thought General Petruss and soviet generals medal slop was bad

[Ichingcarpenter]

North Korea wins

[hobbit709]

1. Now THAT is an impressive amount of bling

[Ichingcarpenter]

3. South Korea to deploy

a giant magnet over the north


Game over.

[CBGLuthier]

2. The funniest part is that not a single one of these warriors has ever actually

been to a war. Not any kind of war at all.

I guess those medals are for excellence in fucking your own people.

[hobbit709]

4. you get one of those every time you kiss "Dear Leader's" butt.

[lastlib]

12. reminds me of a cartoon I once saw...

...in Penthouse magazine, while I was **reading the articles... **

it showed a decorated general showing his medals to a couple of civilians, pointing to one: "...and I got this one for giving my CO a blow job on the battlefield!"

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. Actually, I think those are Christmas decorations.

See, the country is so poor they can't afford much in the way of Christmas,
so they bling these guys up and have them parade around during the season.



Yeah, that's the ticket............

[Junkdrawer]

6. Photoshopped. Don't know why - original as bad...

[Ichingcarpenter]

9. OK... just a bad but

no pant leg medals which I thought might be real


Hard to tell what's what with NK these days.


thanks for the update.

[KansDem]

7. Man! I wish I had stock in Cracker Jack!

[trumad]

8. He He

[TwilightGardener]

10. Doubles as body armor.

They're on a budget.

[Bosonic]

11. (It would be nice if you didn't) EXTERMINATE!

[Cirque du So-What]

13. They don't really like talking about their flair

37 pieces of flair is obviously the new 'minimum.'

[LibertyLover]

14. That reminds me of a joke we used to make about some Wiccan high priestesses and their bling -

We called it the High Priestess Olympics. Each contestant would stand at the starting line and put on all her ritual jewelry. If you fell over without leaving the line, you were disqualified. Then they walked 20 feet to the finish line. Whichever one made it there first without toppling over, won.

[magellan]

15. So the only weapon we need is a large magnet!