Candidate Who Claims She Was Endorsed by Jesus Christ, Loses

[liberal N proud]

Anna Pierre, North Miami Mayoral Candidate Who Claims She Was Endorsed by Jesus Christ, Comes in Last

A North Miami mayoral candidate who said she secured an endorsement from on high finished far back in Tuesday's election.

The top two vote-getters, Kevin Burns and Lucie Tondreau, advanced to a June 4 runoff for mayor, city spokesperson Pam Solomon said. Former mayor Burns received 2,254 votes (33.2 percent) in Tuesday's election, while Tondreau had 1,870 votes (27.6 percent), according to unofficial Miami-Dade Elections Department results.


http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/Anna-Pierre-North-Miami-Mayoral-Candidate-Claims-She-Was-Endorsed-by-Jesus-Christ-207341981.html?gt1=43001

I guess Jesus didn't want her to be mayor after all.

[malaise]

1. Was dat Jebus or HeySue?

[bluedave]

7. hey

That's HEYSUZ

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[malaise]

8. ROFL

[dipsydoodle]

2. We all have crosses to bear.

[msanthrope]

3. The Lord works in mysterious ways. nt

[DetlefK]

4. Did he endorse her with a newspaper- or radio-ad...

[Bosso 63]

5. Jesus wept.

and Nelson laughed.

HA HA!

[southernyankeebelle]

6. Maybe she was actually hearing the devil. After all the devil can change into anything

he wants.

[HarveyDarkey]

9. Florida again?

What are the odds?

[Poll_Blind]

10. Voters for Pierre were told she will return in a Second Running. nt

PB

[Dr. Strange]

11. Upon learning of Pierre's loss...

the Messiah responded, "Dad damn it!"

[Autumn]

12. That Jesus guy sure has a warped sense of humor.

I like it

[Daemonaquila]

13. Say it ain't so!

Clearly the devil's work.