Darrell Issa: "I'm not making any charges." Please come CAPTION the felonious twerp!!!

[skip fox]

"No, of course not. I'm not pointing any fingers. . . . I am not saying, for instance, that Romney would have won the election if Obama and his crew of adviser-thugs hadn't squelched the Benghazi story, though there is every reason to suppose that's the case which means, then, that Obama stole the election by manipulating the news on this issue, and that is, of course, an impeachable offense, . . . But I'm not saying that. . . . I just want to get to the bottom of this."

[lastlib]

1. "The Face Of SHIT"

plain & simple.

[Lint Head]

2. He was a thug when he stole cars and he is still a thug!

[EC]

3. every time you ask a question

you are making charges not actually asking a question. Ted Cruz does the same damn thing.

[Tx4obama]

4. So, is the text in the OP a real quote? Or 'your' made up caption?

[skip fox]

5. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport. But many of us try to channel the essence

of our subject. (As here.)

[Bandit]

10. If this is not a real quotation from Issa then it should not have quotation marks

This is the type of thing Republicans excel at....insinuation with a falsehood...

[skip fox]

11. Then all fiction and satire SHOULD be banned as well.

We've been CAPTIONing at DU in this manner for years.

Besides, an OP that reads "come CAPTION" is obviously looking for a creative response.

[olddots]

6. Sing along with me

I'm a pathetic sociopath ......

[Cirque du So-What]

7. Saaaayyy...

that's a nice Maserati. What kind of security alarm do you think it has?

[pacalo]

8. "My benefactors paid a lot of money to sway that election...

& I will bend over backwards to get their money's worth."

[Generic Other]

9. Obama stole the election

from the most pasty faced, Snidely Whiplash loving magic trouser hitching bullying lying moneygrubbing tax evading Swissbank hiding Cayman Island offshoring cheap labor outsourcing Wall Street fat cat who allowed himself to be secretly recorded saying he'd lay off Big Bird.

He and his minions are now claiming election fraud? Over Benghazi? Such a joke.

[skip fox]

12. "Listen, my enemies and opponents call me all sorts of names, but they

don't bother me. They're just words. . . . Besides. boosting a car is a good thing cause 'boosting' is like giving the car more confidence. . . . Like showing it that it's not old and rejected . . . but instead it's wanted."

[Dawson Leery]

13. "Car Thief/Dead Intern 2016" (Issa/Scarborough)

[Octafish]

14. Have YOU seen my car?

If so, I'm going to have to see you later. Say goodbye, permanently.