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Fri May 24, 2013, 12:13 PM

Freshest festivity for a fickle Friday? Please come CAPTION Michele Bachmann!!!



Michele, pray-the-mind-away, Bachmann is saying: "A lot of progressives and liberals aren't going to believe this, but God sent me an e-mail the day after my bill to repeal Obamacare passed the House. . . . It was a picture of him doing a high-five with me!!! Little old me! . . . WOW!, I thought, but when I went to save it, it was gone. . . . He sure does act in mysterious ways!!!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2013, 12:16 PM

1. She's just demonstrating what she's doing to the American people: STICK UP! HIGHWAY ROBBERY!

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Response to Life Long Dem (Reply #2)

Fri May 24, 2013, 12:28 PM

4. Or "Hail to the Chef!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2013, 12:18 PM

3. Only thing I can think to say is

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2013, 01:05 PM

5. So, all I have to do is convince them that god WANTS them to be poor, sick and misinformed.......

No problem Boss, I'm their elected official. Just make sure the checks in the mail.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2013, 01:27 PM

6. salami, salami, balony. n/t

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2013, 01:29 PM

7. "His dong is this big so stop saying my husband is gay!"

 

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2013, 01:33 PM

8. Her idea of how to cure what ails the country ...




Speaking in tongues and laying hands on Amurka.


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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2013, 02:39 PM

9. "Sometimes in the bedroom, my husband and I like to play cops-and-robbers

and he has to pat me down for weapons, but its obvious I don't have any because I don't have any clothes on, and he's just wearing a fake copp hat and these big shoes, and then. . . (rest of message censored). . ."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri May 24, 2013, 05:54 PM

10. "And sometimes when I get bored, I play 'patty-cake, patty-cake, baker's dozen' or something

with my imaginary friend. I've known her since I was five."

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