Fri May 24, 2013, 12:13 PM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
Freshest festivity for a fickle Friday? Please come CAPTION Michele Bachmann!!!![]() Michele, pray-the-mind-away, Bachmann is saying: "A lot of progressives and liberals aren't going to believe this, but God sent me an e-mail the day after my bill to repeal Obamacare passed the House. . . . It was a picture of him doing a high-five with me!!! Little old me! . . . WOW!, I thought, but when I went to save it, it was gone. . . . He sure does act in mysterious ways!!!"
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skip fox | May 2013 | OP |
AndyA | May 2013 | #1 | |
Life Long Dem | May 2013 | #2 | |
skip fox | May 2013 | #4 | |
Drale | May 2013 | #3 | |
wandy | May 2013 | #5 | |
Lil Missy | May 2013 | #6 | |
randome | May 2013 | #7 | |
lpbk2713 | May 2013 | #8 | |
skip fox | May 2013 | #9 | |
skip fox | May 2013 | #10 |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri May 24, 2013, 12:16 PM
AndyA (16,993 posts)
1. She's just demonstrating what she's doing to the American people: STICK UP! HIGHWAY ROBBERY!
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri May 24, 2013, 12:18 PM
Life Long Dem (8,582 posts)
2. "Hail to the Chief!"
Response to Life Long Dem (Reply #2)
Fri May 24, 2013, 12:28 PM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
4. Or "Hail to the Chef!"
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri May 24, 2013, 12:18 PM
Drale (7,932 posts)
3. Only thing I can think to say is
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri May 24, 2013, 01:05 PM
wandy (3,539 posts)
5. So, all I have to do is convince them that god WANTS them to be poor, sick and misinformed.......
No problem Boss, I'm their elected official. Just make sure the checks in the mail.
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri May 24, 2013, 01:27 PM
Lil Missy (17,865 posts)
6. salami, salami, balony. n/t
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri May 24, 2013, 01:29 PM
randome (34,845 posts)
7. "His dong is this big so stop saying my husband is gay!"
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[font color="blue"][center]Stop looking for heroes. BE one.[/center][/font] [hr] |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri May 24, 2013, 01:33 PM
lpbk2713 (41,752 posts)
8. Her idea of how to cure what ails the country ...
Speaking in tongues and laying hands on Amurka. |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri May 24, 2013, 02:39 PM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
9. "Sometimes in the bedroom, my husband and I like to play cops-and-robbers
and he has to pat me down for weapons, but its obvious I don't have any because I don't have any clothes on, and he's just wearing a fake copp hat and these big shoes, and then. . . (rest of message censored). . ."
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri May 24, 2013, 05:54 PM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
10. "And sometimes when I get bored, I play 'patty-cake, patty-cake, baker's dozen' or something
with my imaginary friend. I've known her since I was five."
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