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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMichele Bachmann Figures Why Not, Introduces Homosexual-Beheading Bill
WASHINGTONSaying that shell be gone soon anyway so she might as well, Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann introduced H.R. 259: The Homosexual Decapitation Act, which would give the United States government legal authority to behead any gay U.S. Citizen. I figured, eh, why not; Im not running for reelection in 2014, I have nothing to lose, and Ive been sitting on this bill for nearly five years, so whats it going to hurt to finally throw it into the mix, Bachmann said of the piece of legislation which, if passed, would create Homosexual Decapitation Centers throughout the country where handcuffed gay people would be taken to have their heads chopped off. Im also planning on introducing a Hang All The Muslims bill, the Abortion Doctor Castration Act, and H.R. 264, which would allow me to rip the throat out of any citizen who doesnt believe in creationism. Rip it out with my teeth. At press time, every new piece of legislation introduced by Bachmann had received more than 10 Republican cosponsors.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/michele-bachmann-figures-why-not-introduces-homose,32641/
longship
(40,416 posts)R&
Aerows
(39,961 posts)Because she's so bat shit crazy, it's an insult to bat shit to call her that.
gordianot
(15,237 posts)hlthe2b
(102,200 posts)Oh, yeah, they have the entire rest of the RETHUGs to focus on--particularly Gomert, the gomer.
... they are disappointed because Bachmann gave them such good stuff.
libodem
(19,288 posts)Marcus goes first!
siligut
(12,272 posts)Thereby reducing the rent boy tab.