Has Snowden been disappeared yet?

[OilemFirchen]

Weren't there four spooks at Dulles hunting him down last night?

Howsabout ace reporter Glenn Greenwald? Whereabouts unknown?

This is very ominous. Where's tonight's breathless Clemons tweet? Is he swimmin wit da fishes?

[villager]

1. "Here -- take this private plane, piloted by a lone nut, en route to your suicide!"

They definitely have their "greatest hits," those spooks....

[OilemFirchen]

2. So he's dead already?

Fuck, that was fast.

[villager]

3. Not that I know of. Just trying to include all the "greatest hits" of our various "minders"

...in a single sentence.

He certainly needs to be careful, though.

[newfie11]

4. Sadly I am sure their looking for him

Or both them.
It will be a strange death.
Mother Russia we are not far from becoming the old you.

[OilemFirchen]

6. Huh?

It's the goddamned NSA! They know the R-Value of every window in my house!

And they're "looking for him"?

BTW, for all you Nosey NSA Nellies: Glenn Greenwald is easy to find. Go to England, turn left and look for the biggest ass on the planet. That's your man.

[pipoman]

5. Yeah, I heard he was found in Ft. Marcy Park...just a rumor..