Well, we can always just *bore* them to death:

[yodermon]

http://xkcd.com/1223/

[madinmaryland]

1. DU Rec!

[Politicalboi]

2. Joe Public should NOT use their computers for a day

Then bombard them with rambling nonsense for days after. There needs to be a comedy movie on this NSA shit, like Airplane. And the one who they are trying to watch, just cut the mattress tag off their mattress. ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

[hollysmom]

3. AH, jeez, I bomb them with random crap all day every day.

I discuss the tiniest of suppositions of itty bitty changes on AI with kids every day, heh. It keep[sthem out of trouble and not worried about the world so much. Then I have an hour long chat about the road direction of our trip in oct down south - like which stop we will stop out, negotiating what music wee will play in the car and which snacks are allowable. Will we stop at replacements limited to sel some of our older crockery to pay for the trip, or will the store be closed by then?

My life is tedious on line - the good parts are off line - growing flowers, walking the dog and just breathing in the beauty of our parks system.

[pokerfan]

4. Yeah, that was Conan O'brien's solution

I will post a link when it's available.