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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsNestlé introduces bottled water for “trendy, high-income” women
Katie Mcdonough, Salon
Ladies, if you're lucky enough to live somewhere with access to clean drinking water, then you know that the stuff coming straight from your tap is enough to keep you alive in a purely physiological sense. But can you "live your best life" while drinking H2O from the sink? Can you "have it all" while drinking off-brand bottled water you bought at the deli?
The answer is no, you can't
And Nestlé knows that, which is why the company launched "Resource" on Monday, a premium water made specifically for a woman who is a little more on the trendy side and higher-income side, according to Larry Cooper, group marketing manager for Resource.
Resource is more than just a beverage, it's a reflection of who you are as a woman in the very deepest and most personal sense of your very being, as Cooper went on to explain to the New York Times: We want to raise it to the level of a lifestyle brand, he said, where shes proud to carry around Resource as her bottled water accessory, so to speak.
Who is the Resource woman, you ask? Well, according to the promotional video, she loves yoga, nature and controlled acrobatics set to ambient techno.
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Poll_Blind
(23,864 posts)PB
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)Lori Lemaris, greatest unheralded DC character!
Poll_Blind
(23,864 posts)And who can blame me?
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Brother Buzz
(36,383 posts)malaise
(268,713 posts)LadyHawkAZ
(6,199 posts)dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)Drale
(7,932 posts)Who doesn't want to be in an aquatic dance troupe?
Poll_Blind
(23,864 posts)When the family is away I do sometimes blue-up a little and fill the kiddie pool.
The heart wants what the heart wants.
I don't let it define me.
PB
winterpark
(168 posts)floridians via fees and draining our precious water table. But hey, if its all in the name of free market capitalism, go for it. Seen all the sinkholes opening in the recent years? It's from the lowering of our water table via drought and draining of our natural springs. Remember that Crist allowed this to happen and I will remind any here who decide to give odes to Crist when he throws his hat in the ring, of all the wrong he has done as a republican governor. Just because he played craven political opportunist and switched to independent then dem doesn't mean he didn't harm our state and our education. Harm which has continued under the current asshat in the governors mansion with the collusion of the legislature
Buzz Clik
(38,437 posts)I loved how the birds quit chirping when she drank the bottled water.
htuttle
(23,738 posts)arely staircase
(12,482 posts)nt
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)pa28
(6,145 posts)Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)Was Mike Judge a prophet, predicting the dimness of the future? Or was he a catalyst, where others looked at his films and said, "those are swell ideas!"
Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)and I'll add a hearty to that. are they thinking? It is probably just tap water like all the rest.
Poll_Blind
(23,864 posts)PB
Warpy
(111,164 posts)With more money than brains, they keep everyone from fashion designers to kitchen renovaters up to their eyeballs in mink.
Filtered tap water is great, I'll give the designer water people that much. However, you only need one bottle of the stuff. The trick is to refill it at home from your Brita pitcher. You get all the cachet of being a trendie with little of the expense.
You can also skip recycling days without all those cases of water bottles needing recycling.
ETA: the Astroturf pitcher's mound in the flooded baseball diamond is great. I think the birds stopped singing because she burped and scared them silent.
Initech
(100,041 posts)Myrina
(12,296 posts)Idiot bitch doesn't know how to talk about anything without using label-names, the trendier/pricier the better.
Thing is, the shit she buys - even though expensive and wasteful - is so goddamn ugly I wouldn't buy it from Goodwill.
dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)Poll_Blind
(23,864 posts)PB
Rex
(65,616 posts)Hekate
(90,561 posts)Wish it came with a translation!
Poll_Blind
(23,864 posts)Business, not business. Like a company that helps your growing company scale up as it grows.
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jollyreaper2112
(1,941 posts)Japanese raccoon dog, the folklore version is supernatural. Tan Tanuki.
an over-sized scrotum that symbolizes financial luck;
Tan Tan Tanuki no kintama wa,
Kaze mo nai no ni,
Bura bura
('"Tan-tan-tan", Your balls sway nicely. / Though the wind stops blowing / They swing, swing, swing').
Some sources claim that their scrotum have shapeshifting powers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_raccoon_dog
From the nation that brought you tentacle porn.
Poll_Blind
(23,864 posts)PB
Rex
(65,616 posts)so it was worth waking up! How in the world did they end up with a raccoon-dog with HUGE balls? THAT symbolizes financial luck? How they went from A to C, has me fascinated.
jollyreaper2112
(1,941 posts)Foreign cultures, foreign idioms and memes.
Offhand, I'd guess that it's an offshoot of the connection fertility = lucky = wealth. Giant dicks have been used the world over as symbols of good luck. Not sure when the prudery hit the West, might have pretty much coincided with the rise of Christianity. Plenty of Greek and Roman statues were graced with giant dongs. You don't tend to see that in the history books.
Don't google this from work but if you search for "japan penis festival" you'll see what looks like a folk festival with historical costumes and giant wooden penises paraded around. We're not talking euphemistic or symbolic penises like obelisks and maypoles, we're talking mighty twangers, anatomically correct in form and color.
What's also crazy are the bas relief sculptures on the old Hindu temples. As I understand it, modern Hinduism is pretty goddamn repressed, like Christianity, but these sculptures pretty much look like orgies straight out of Caligula. Again, you never learned of this in school because we can't show children pictures of no-no places.
Rex
(65,616 posts)jollyreaper2112
(1,941 posts)There's probably a lot of hardcore porn and bukkake in there but also the festival I described. I would have confirmed the link myself but, you know, NSFW and all.
Rex
(65,616 posts)and people laughing and giggling with what looks like PENIS DAY spelled out all over the place. Your description was spot on.
Good ol' Japan. Never fails to bewilder.
Rex
(65,616 posts)And YES there is a penis game show (probably more than one). I love the Japanese, so liberal compared to our puritanical system in America.
jollyreaper2112
(1,941 posts)Allow me to introduce you to your new favorite website.
http://www.wtfjapanseriously.com/
Here's the tame stuff.
Edo period rap
Japanese hiphop
Rex
(65,616 posts)saying bye bye as I surf the crazy train of modern Japan!
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)It used to be that they would have some crazy Japanese shows on late-night TV, but that's all been sanitized now and the really crazy stuff has been relegated to pay cable TV.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)It is the Chinese Communist Party's official newspaper building!
honestly...
n2doc
(47,953 posts)jollyreaper2112
(1,941 posts)How tough a creature are you? I hit people WITH my balls.
Chuck Norris says "That's my pet."
Hekate
(90,561 posts)Where I grew up (O'ahu) you could often see ceramic Tanuki in people's gardens, kind of like garden gnomes but less colorful. I don't remember swinging balls though....
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arely staircase
(12,482 posts)that was exhausting
Matariki
(18,775 posts)It's pretty awesome.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pom_Poko
Consistent with Japanese folklore, the tanuki (Japanese raccoon dogs, Nyctereutes procyonoides) are portrayed as a highly sociable, mischievous species, which are able to use "illusion science" to transform into almost anything, but too fun-loving and too fond of tasty treats to be a real threat unlike the kitsune (foxes) and other shape-shifters. Visually, the tanuki in this film are depicted in three ways at various times: as realistic animals, as anthropomorphic animals which occasionally wear clothes, and as cartoony figures based on the manga of Shigeru Sugiura (of whom Takahata is a great fan). They tend to assume their realistic form when seen by humans, their cartoony form when they are doing something outlandish or whimsical, and their anthropomorphic form at all other times.
Prominent testicles are an integral part of tanuki folklore, and they are shown and referred to throughout the film, and also used frequently in their shape-shifting. This remains unchanged in the DVD release, though the English dub (but not the subtitles) refers to them as "pouches". Also, in the English dub and subtitles, the animals are never referred to as "raccoon dogs", which is the more accurate English name for the tanuki, instead they are referred to rather incorrectly as just "raccoons".
suffragette
(12,232 posts)Hope the reviews are just as good!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021217635
http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/dp/B004F9QBE6
monmouth3
(3,871 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)When Jeb was Gov. of Fla. he signed deal with Nestle' giving them access to Fla.'s prisitne aquifer, in exhange for a pittance.
I remember beign totally stunned at the stupidity and short sightedness of it all.
Retrograde
(10,130 posts)Maybe for the people of Florida, but I'm sure Jeb got his - maybe not as a direct payment, but he's got this campaign coming up....
Poor Florida. I didn't realize they had natural resources left to exploit.
HiPointDem
(20,729 posts)electrolytes'?
it's water. no more electrolytes than from yr tap, fool
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)For women with more money than sense.
Rex
(65,616 posts)BARF ALERT...
HangOnKids
(4,291 posts)Rex
(65,616 posts)She might even share some of that water with them, but I doubt it.
olddots
(10,237 posts)n.t.
Beearewhyain
(600 posts)ljm2002
(10,751 posts)That phrase encapsulates the marketing methods of modern corporations. If you can twist reality to the point where water is a stylish accessory... well you can do just about anything then, can't you, in terms of propagandizing people.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Not an original idea...Doonesbury had it a few years in one strip.
Initech
(100,041 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Wonder if it was an idea that spread?
reformist2
(9,841 posts)WovenGems
(776 posts)A bit sexist though given that all bottled water is purchased by boobs.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)in case tap water becomes impossible to use.
I have a case of bottled water for when the taps run dirty after the city flushes the water mains, which they do twice a year.
Starry Messenger
(32,342 posts)SwissTony
(2,560 posts)but it's well worth it...
http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=23209
Starry Messenger
(32,342 posts)SwissTony
(2,560 posts)It's not much better in "wine experts".
Frustratedlady
(16,254 posts)If anyone is desperate enough to use Nestle bottled water as a status symbol, I give!
riqster
(13,986 posts)"Naive".
Coincidence? I think not...
ForeignandDomestic
(190 posts)If Nestle had their way only the people with high incomes would have access to water.
Remember Nestle's CEO statement that water is not a Human Right.
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WovenGems
(776 posts)I think that evil dude just labeled Nestle a criminal organization.
Initech
(100,041 posts)olddots
(10,237 posts)n.t.
Gin
(7,212 posts)Poll_Blind
(23,864 posts)Lifestyle Brand.
What a fucked up world.
PB
ForgoTheConsequence
(4,867 posts)A+ post, thank you.
datasuspect
(26,591 posts)O! God of Hosts, most Holy of Holies, we beseech you to slam the Earth with an extinction level event asteroid.
We pray that you take as many souls as you can.
We pray for a global reset button in Jesus' name.
Amen
Avalux
(35,015 posts)A shallow, vapid woman who cares what brand of water bottle others see her carrying around. The type of woman who truly loves yoga and nature, drinks tap water. Like me.
They are marketing to posers.
RedCappedBandit
(5,514 posts)Whisp
(24,096 posts)Resource.
Of all things to call it - the world is in need of replacing resources we sucked dry in the name of greed. It's like a fuck you finger to environmentalists.
If they called it: DumbFuck - would have been more suitable.
Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)and makes about as much sense. are they thinking? It's probably just tape water just like all the rest. What kind of woman will fall for this stupid shit? That's what I want to know.
louis-t
(23,273 posts)Aw Jeez...
Zorra
(27,670 posts)Quantess
(27,630 posts)Fuck Nestlé.
vanlassie
(5,663 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Canuckistanian
(42,290 posts)Tierra_y_Libertad
(50,414 posts)I do, so, hope it has a prominent label.
Nimajneb Nilknarf
(319 posts)Fire Walk With Me
(38,893 posts)From 2 minutes to 3:40, he clearly indicates that water should be privatized and marketed to the population of the world.
In the first two minutes, he discusses how Nestle are the largest foodstuff corporation in the world, the 27th largest corporation overall. He uses the word foodstuff to also describe water. He also argues for the use of GMOs.
I don't even want to see the rest.
GReedDiamond
(5,310 posts)RedCappedBandit
(5,514 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)If they want higher end customers, do they just charge more for it? It's still water!
duuser5822
(54 posts)But I'm sure the Nouveau riche-yuppie types will be all over this, buying as much as they can...