Sail on, sail on, nobel Monday! But first send your children to CAPTION Sarah Palin!!!

[skip fox]

Sarah (begetter of begatters) Palin is saying: "Why should I be worried about the 'lame-brained' media, Sean? . . . They don't care about real ideas unless they are constrained by probability! . . . They won't listen to something new unless it is based on inside-the-box logical thinking and consideration. . . . They won't consider new attitudes unless they are based on old boring emotions that privilege empathy and parity. . . . Besides, I don't have a million-dollar contract with any of them."

[PearliePoo2]

1. Yet, here you are Ms. Moose-Brain...

making coin on the Lame-Brained media. Loud-mouthed dumb-ass.
(no offense to mooses everywhere)

[Johonny]

2. The mainstream media sucks, I should know as I have a mainstream media contract

[napkinz]

3. cwazy!

[chelsea0011]

4. That would be a great face to put on a jack-in-the-box.

[skip fox]

5. " . . . and Michele Bachmann wants to be me in the worst way. I don't blame her,

it'll never happen. . . . When she asked me once Why not?, I turned, and looking directly in her eyes, said It's the hair, stupid! . . . That might not be a big difference where you come from, but . . . "