Where's Waldo/International Intrigue version
So . . . you're in Moscow and you want to get to Quito. And you can't go through Cuba, because the Cuban government is more interested in making nice-nice with America than in seeing your sorry ass make a transit through José Martí.
Assuming you need to stick to scheduled airlines, the only flights that will get you from A (Moscow) to B (Quito) have stops or plane changes in or more for the following cities:
Duesseldorf
Miami
Milan
Malpensa
Atlanta
Toronto
New York
Paris
Bogata
Zurich
Miami
Vienna
Madrid
Amsterdam
London
Houston
Ya think any of them will grant Waldo Snowden safe passage?
Just for fun, see if you can make *any* route work, even if it isn't listed as an itinerary. Say, Moscow to Caracas to Quito. Would that work? Now that El Jefe's dead, will even Venezuela allow Waldo safe transit?
I dunno . . . . .
