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So George Zimmerman's attorney started his opening statement with a knock knock joke. (Original Post) DemocratSinceBirth Jun 2013 OP
For referece: (the joke) Earth_First Jun 2013 #1
What a moron? DemocratSinceBirth Jun 2013 #2
that's actually kind of funny. It's still entirely inappropriate in the courtroom DisgustipatedinCA Jun 2013 #6
What makes it funny to you? pacalo Jun 2013 #16
On its face, "Zimmerman who?" Would seem to indicate that the jury hadn't heard of him DisgustipatedinCA Jun 2013 #17
Gotcha. pacalo Jun 2013 #19
OMFG That really is the joke hootinholler Jun 2013 #18
He should hang on to his day job NoPasaran Jun 2013 #3
On Headline News they are saying "George is being fitted for a orange jump suit." DemocratSinceBirth Jun 2013 #5
Is this for real? Neoma Jun 2013 #4
Yup. eom uppityperson Jun 2013 #7
Are you sure? Neoma Jun 2013 #9
It's real, I heard it with my own ears. It's all over the news. nt Raine Jun 2013 #11
Here is a youtube link, am sure there are others. It is something. uppityperson Jun 2013 #12
That's a long lead to a knock knock joke... Neoma Jun 2013 #13
One day when I was about 30, was walking down the street and came to an abrupt halt. uppityperson Jun 2013 #14
Any long lead will ruin a joke. Neoma Jun 2013 #15
Not a good way to get the jury on your side when Raine Jun 2013 #8
Zimmerman's lawyer evidently thinks he has a "slam dunk" of a case. Not so much I think..n/t monmouth3 Jun 2013 #10

Earth_First

(14,910 posts)
1. For referece: (the joke)
Mon Jun 24, 2013, 07:40 PM
Jun 2013

Knock, Knock...

Who's there...

George Zimmerman.

George Zimmerman, who?

Okay, good. You're on the jury...

DemocratSinceBirth

(99,710 posts)
2. What a moron?
Mon Jun 24, 2013, 07:42 PM
Jun 2013

And now I'm learning that the helpless George Zimmerman was training in MMA fighting techniques.

 

DisgustipatedinCA

(12,530 posts)
6. that's actually kind of funny. It's still entirely inappropriate in the courtroom
Mon Jun 24, 2013, 07:51 PM
Jun 2013

And I still believe Zimmerman is as guilty as can be. But it's kind of a funny knock-knock joke.

 

DisgustipatedinCA

(12,530 posts)
17. On its face, "Zimmerman who?" Would seem to indicate that the jury hadn't heard of him
Mon Jun 24, 2013, 08:57 PM
Jun 2013

And that would mean justice was blind and that none of the jurors was predisposed to thinking he was guilty. Of course, I'm sure every juror in the room is already familiar with the details of the case but that's why it was kind of funny to me. I'll bet the defense attorney is kicking himself tonight though.

pacalo

(24,721 posts)
19. Gotcha.
Mon Jun 24, 2013, 11:14 PM
Jun 2013

Having watched a lot of the jury selection before the trial & hearing their answers, I can't help wondering if West's opening of a (lame)knock-knock joke was an indication that he regards the jury as having no depth. (Btw, the prosecutor should have insisted that they press on to question more prospective jurors -- I wasn't impressed with those who were questioned.)

The world is watching this trial, with more than just a simple-minded jury to appeal to, & a justice-is-blind parable would have had a more appropriate, serious tone for such a high-stakes case. Humor has no place in this trial.

uppityperson

(115,677 posts)
14. One day when I was about 30, was walking down the street and came to an abrupt halt.
Mon Jun 24, 2013, 08:38 PM
Jun 2013

It suddenly made sense, the knock knock joke my mom had found so funny 20 yrs before. I may be slow, but I think long and deep.
Helen highwater

Zimmerman one isn't very funny.

Raine

(30,540 posts)
8. Not a good way to get the jury on your side when
Mon Jun 24, 2013, 08:07 PM
Jun 2013

you make a joke about how uninformed they are. Not to mention how tacky and insensitive to the Martin family.

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