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Thu Jun 27, 2013, 01:28 AM

Funny Response in the Comments Section at The Atlantic Article: Scalia's Blistering Dissent on DOMA

The following is a response to a "complainer" basically saying God designed sex organs "both man and woman he". Be forewarned that I find elaborate and informed silliness to be uproarious. Also be forewarned that the Old Testament gets a drubbing.


"Kratoklastes


'design' of the organs involved? Oh dearie dearie me...

Here's the thing:

EVEN IF the ludicrous collection of Iron Age primitive gibberish in the Old Testament is true (leaving aside that it's so manifestly wrong in core aspects of its description of the physical universe that it CAN'T be true); and

EVEN IF Yahweh 'designed' our pee-pees, froo-froos and poo-chutes...

...it beggars belief that the entity that created 100 quintillion stars in one day gives a solitary tinker's cuss about whether or not someone puts their pee-pee in someone else's poo-chute. It would go into Yahweh's "meh" basket.

Frankly, if Yahweh's against anything, I support it: by any objective reading of the Old Testament Yahweh is a douchenozzle of the first water, and if he did exist we would be obliged to try and exterminate him."


http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/06/scalias-blistering-dissent-on-doma/277245/#comments


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Reply Funny Response in the Comments Section at The Atlantic Article: Scalia's Blistering Dissent on DOMA (Original post)
Kurovski Jun 2013 OP
Pholus Jun 2013 #1
Kurovski Jun 2013 #3
Whisp Jun 2013 #2
Kurovski Jun 2013 #5
MuseRider Jun 2013 #4
Kurovski Jun 2013 #6
Kurovski Jun 2013 #7
nadinbrzezinski Jun 2013 #8
Kurovski Jun 2013 #9
nadinbrzezinski Jun 2013 #10
Scurrilous Jun 2013 #11
Kurovski Jul 2013 #12

Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 01:35 AM

1. You can't describe that comment as anything other than simply awesome! nt

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Response to Pholus (Reply #1)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 01:38 AM

3. I know! I laugh every time I read it.

I'm in love with this person already.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 01:38 AM

2. '''It would go into Yahweh's "meh" basket.'''

 



fantastic.

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Response to Whisp (Reply #2)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 01:48 AM

5. there's a riff on the new kinds of baskets one should get at the office:

trythemiddle:


I am so getting myself a "meh" basket for my desk


Kratoklastes:


It's an absolute must have.

Also recommended is a "Pfft" basket and a "OMFG what is this I don't even" basket. That last one probably needs to be password protected...




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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 01:42 AM

4. Terrific and this one line has me chuckling

"Yahweh's "meh" basket" Now that is really funny to me.

Thanks Kurovski!

*snort* "Yahweh's "meh" basket"

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Response to MuseRider (Reply #4)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 01:56 AM

6. Sure!

That person must be Bruce Vilanch or Joan Rivers or some fucking individual similar in nature.

Too good.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 12:43 PM

7. Really!

Kicking my own thread!

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 12:47 PM

8. That was snort worthy funny

 

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #8)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 03:26 PM

9. I don't know what that person's political views are...

but I wish they'd come to DU.

Of course, even the Rude Pundit does not get the same play here that he once did. DU seems to have become more catholic in its tastes.

hey, girl! Always good to see you fighting the good fight.

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Response to Kurovski (Reply #9)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 03:31 PM

10. Trying... I got a couple nephews

 

who might be brats, but they are still my nephews, and their freedoms are at stake... same for my nieces.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 03:56 PM

11. ROFL

"meh" basket..I got to get me one of those.

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Response to Kurovski (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2013, 12:28 AM

12. 100 quintillion stars in one day.

A gay pride day kick...

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