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Thu Jun 27, 2013, 09:24 AM

Jesus H. Christ tweets Huckabee on DOMA:

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Reply Jesus H. Christ tweets Huckabee on DOMA: (Original post)
ehrnst Jun 2013 OP
Buzz Clik Jun 2013 #1
Kurovski Jun 2013 #19
winterpark Jun 2013 #2
ehrnst Jun 2013 #3
Rex Jun 2013 #4
dothemath Jun 2013 #9
HappyMe Jun 2013 #5
tosh Jun 2013 #16
WovenGems Jun 2013 #6
Skittles Jun 2013 #7
Chaco Dundee Jun 2013 #8
William769 Jun 2013 #10
bigwillq Jun 2013 #11
Renew Deal Jun 2013 #12
Iliyah Jun 2013 #13
Initech Jun 2013 #14
Spitfire of ATJ Jun 2013 #15
napkinz Jun 2013 #17
Kurovski Jun 2013 #20
Blue Owl Jun 2013 #18
Kennah Jun 2013 #34
bigdarryl Jun 2013 #21
PatrynXX Jun 2013 #22
Lady Freedom Returns Jun 2013 #23
rdharma Jun 2013 #28
bread_and_roses Jun 2013 #24
Grateful for Hope Jun 2013 #25
Cali_Democrat Jun 2013 #26
tabbycat31 Jun 2013 #27
ismnotwasm Jun 2013 #29
Moostache Jun 2013 #30
tabbycat31 Jun 2013 #38
fascisthunter Jun 2013 #31
MrModerate Jun 2013 #32
Apophis Jun 2013 #33
Kennah Jun 2013 #35
lbrtbell Jun 2013 #36
RC Jun 2013 #37

Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 09:28 AM

1. Jeebus needs to reel it in.

 

Does he kiss his mother with that mouth?

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #1)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 04:06 PM

19. Don't make him even angrier still!

He might make DU's servers crash or some shit.

I hear he works with Anonymous...

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 09:33 AM

2. This is awesome. How can I copy to paste to my FB?

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Response to winterpark (Reply #2)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 10:20 AM

3. right click on the image, select 'copy image URL' or copy image location

Then paste that URL into your facebook status box.



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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 10:22 AM

4. Oh Mike, why do you always pretend to know what Jesus thinks?

 

I mean I do it to, but I don't deny any pretending.

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Response to Rex (Reply #4)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 11:32 AM

9. comes by it dishonestly .............

 

Hey, Pat Robertson has made hundreds of millions of dollars doing just that. That arrogant charlatan 'reports' on his converstions with G** from a legal pad on which he makes notes so that he can 'accurately' repeat what G** has told him. And now that senility is beating the crap out of him (thank you, senility), members of his 'faithful' staff are busy ripping of those hundreds of millions while propping up that sorry son of a bitch.

Pretinding that Jesus has chosen you out of billions of people to have conversations with pisses me off. Jesus has chosen me and denies he has anything to do with those other bastards - in some cases, bitches - that make the same claims.

So, send money. I have instructed G** to provide my PO box address in the Caymans for those of you who fall for this crap. I promise not to share with Huckabuck or any of those other freaks.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 10:45 AM

5. That's perfect.

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Response to HappyMe (Reply #5)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 12:56 PM

16. 'tis!

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 11:02 AM

6. No reply

The Huckster knew he was beaten.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 11:13 AM

7. LOVE that

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 11:22 AM

8. yes,Jesus wept

Over Mike Fuckabee and likeminded Idiots.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 11:54 AM

10. Hell yes!

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 11:58 AM

11. BWAH!

 

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 12:05 PM

12. Huckabee doesn't understand that Jesus wasn't hateful like Huckabee

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 12:14 PM

13. The Huckster is from the crowd

who believe RAPE is Gawd sent.

The Jesus I've read about and was preached to about hates no one. These people hate.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 12:23 PM

14. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 12:51 PM

15. I swear, these guys are becoming cartoons.

 

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 01:01 PM

17. there was a good response from Ellen Page

another member posted it yesterday ... if anyone has it, please post again here



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Response to napkinz (Reply #17)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 04:09 PM

20. Here's a link to the DU thread...

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 03:52 PM

18. Just wait 'til he gets the tweet from Jesus F. Christ

n/t

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Response to Blue Owl (Reply #18)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 12:50 AM

34. Ironically, I suspect he'd Eff up the Huck

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 04:14 PM

21. And Jesus is weeping because you gained all

 

That weight back

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 05:54 PM

22. Must say considering most of the idiots on the Right say Jesus H Christ ...

this would be a typical response if someone was assuming this in as a character acting role Ellen Page eh. Not bad but this one spot on.


I had to do a Spittake this morning after take proclaimed the SCOTUS as the most liberal court ever.... bonk. yeah they did this to make up for the BS the day before. And mostly on technicalities X_X Mom and I when he left the house were just laughing hysterically

meanwhile a Relative of mine was outside the Texas Capitol (was like 3-4 min late to get inside) but she was there yelling away too

course the next day I get nitwits on Faux saying hey most young adults and women want this anti woman law. X_X yeah they keep telling themselves this to make them feel better. X_X

Always of the believe if Jesus is love he'd prefer Jesus Christ Superstar over The Passion anyday of the week.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 05:57 PM

23. He was just catching Huckabee up on the meeting he missed.

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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #23)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 07:33 PM

28. Buwhahahahahaaa!

 

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 07:30 PM

24. K&R (n/t)

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 07:31 PM

25. LOL!

K&R!

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 07:32 PM

26. hahahaha

 

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 07:32 PM

27. Jesus has an awesome Twitter feed

I saw that pic yesterday and looked at Jesus H. Christ's twitter feed. He's nothing short of hilarious, especially when picking on Justin Bieber fans.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 07:35 PM

29. That Jesus is just alright with me

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 09:39 PM

30. I really can't stand Bible worshippers.

Not people of legitimate faith or spirituality....I can find common ground with them.

But asshat bible-worshippers like Huckster B make me ill.

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Response to Moostache (Reply #30)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 10:08 AM

38. Twitter's Jesus has fun with them

He also has fun with Justin Bieber fans.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 09:44 PM

31. Jesus is probably dancing right now

 

and there's nothing he nor his fear-ridden kind can do about it.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 11:14 PM

32. Who do you have to know . . .

to get the screen name "Jesus H. Christ"?

It's got to have been one of the first hundred screen names in Twitter history.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 11:16 PM

33. That's awesome!

 

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 12:53 AM

35. He really does seem elated

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 06:28 AM

36. OMG, that's hilarious!

I wish Jesus really were on Twitter, so he could clarify his liberal views for the uneducated "Christian" masses.

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Response to ehrnst (Original post)

Fri Jun 28, 2013, 09:36 AM

37. The only mention of Jesus H or Jesus F Christ, or whatever his name is,

 

is in the First 4 books of the New Testament.

These idiots search the whole rest of their Bible, cherry picking for guidance, skipping over those four books about the guy their religion is named for. Strange how their version of Jesus (insert initial) Christ is always patterned after themselves, ignoring the fact that if this Jesus guy were really like themselves, God would sent his son, Jesus to Hell himself. How can God be perfect, if his only begotten son has Republican values?
I have never figured that part out. I don't hear voices in my head. That is why I am an atheist. I can't believe in something that doesn't exist. Those voices that is.

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