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Thu Jun 27, 2013, 10:26 AM

25 bike cops catch pair having sex in park

25 bike cops catch pair having sex in park

These cops needed this image burned into their minds like a fish needs a bicycle. A pack of 25 police officers who were participating in an Upper Darby bicycle school for cops were shocked when they rode up on a man and woman having sex on a bench near the baseball diamond at Naylor's Run Park yesterday afternoon, said Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood.

"Imagine being arrested by 25 cops," Chitwood said."They were as shocked as the police were."

Once a year, the Upper Darby Police Department conducts a bicycle training school for officers from other departments and this year the class of 25 included cops from Haverford, Narberth, Clifton Heights and various other departments.

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Around 4 p.m. yesterday, the bicycle cops were finishing up their daily ride in Naylor's Run Park. They had passed by the kids on swings and the people on the tennis courts and then they rode up to the baseball diamond, where they were startled by a man and woman who were participating in a different kind of aerobic activity, Chitwood said.

"There they are, on the first base line. There's a bench, she is bent over the bench and our friend is behind her with his pants down to his ankle," Chitwood said, "banging away."

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/delco/Cops-25-bike-cops-catch-pair-having-sex-in-park.html

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Reply 25 bike cops catch pair having sex in park (Original post)
The Straight Story Jun 2013 OP
Xyzse Jun 2013 #1
htuttle Jun 2013 #3
Xyzse Jun 2013 #5
DavidDvorkin Jun 2013 #2
geek tragedy Jun 2013 #4

Response to The Straight Story (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 10:27 AM

1. Meh, they just love catching things like that

Perverts.
Sorry... I mean...

Full Disclosure - I had at least 8 cops ticket me while I was necking with an ex years and years back. We weren't even doing anything more than that then. It's almost like, they radio one another to see something like that.

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Response to Xyzse (Reply #1)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 10:44 AM

3. Two sheriffs and one park ranger here

No tickets. but one stern rebuke that "This is a CAMPGROUND!" as though what we were doing wasn't camping just because we didn't have a tent...


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Response to htuttle (Reply #3)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 10:54 AM

5. Yeah, see what I mean?

Should have just left me alone. I was in an isolated parking lot.

Me and my ex are friends, and we still find it funny that I got a ticket for necking.

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Response to The Straight Story (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 10:42 AM

2. The world is so much safer now.

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Response to The Straight Story (Original post)

Thu Jun 27, 2013, 10:45 AM

4. Per your last paragraph, how to score without even getting to first base, nt

 

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