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Mon Jul 1, 2013, 04:03 PM

Marriage of gays? No flippin' way, Charley. Please come CAPTION Kansas's Tim Huelskamp!!!



Tim ("Two guys kissing makes me go all buttery inside" Huelskamp is saying, "That's why I am not only going to introduce a Constitutional Amendment banning same sex marriage but I'm going to make sure that no one is able to skirt the law by getting sex-charge operations after marriage, or wearing gender inappropriate clothing during marriage, or speaking in a gender opposite voice, or engaging in gender inappropriate behavior. At least not while married. . . . America's a free country. Let's keep it that way."

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Reply Marriage of gays? No flippin' way, Charley. Please come CAPTION Kansas's Tim Huelskamp!!! (Original post)
skip fox Jul 2013 OP
ZRT2209 Jul 2013 #1
skip fox Jul 2013 #2
MuseRider Jul 2013 #3
hatrack Jul 2013 #4
Brewinblue Jul 2013 #8
MillennialDem Jul 2013 #5
skip fox Jul 2013 #6
Brewinblue Jul 2013 #7

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2013, 04:12 PM

1. is this man on drugs? heavy, heavy drugs?

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Response to ZRT2209 (Reply #1)

Mon Jul 1, 2013, 04:16 PM

2. CAPTIONs at DU are creative, but we often try to channel the person's essencial stupidity.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2013, 04:39 PM

3. Here in Kansas we say his name this way.

Tim Huelskamp, Ptoooi! Ptoooi! You must spit at least twice after saying his name.

You know why he is where he is now? Because the voters in his district had had it with his obstruction in this state so they sent him on so everyone could share him. Sadly he was replaced by much the same. Oh well, anyone who would vote for this guy can't be that smart.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2013, 04:42 PM

4. Wow, a young Tim Conway - but evil!

Why do these assponies always look like they're saying "Naahw, as it SAAYUZ in DOOTERONOMEEEE . . . !!!"??

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2013, 04:44 PM

5. It sounds like he heard about the transgender loophole to marriage and popped his pants

 

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2013, 05:31 PM

6. "Now, no bisexual person shall get married because he or she can switch roles

in an instant and NEVER EVER should two bisexual people be married because they would probably be switching all the time and have like four times the fun or straight couples to boot!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Jul 1, 2013, 05:37 PM

7. "America's a free country. Let's keep it that way."

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