I've never seen the leaves of tea this way. Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!

[skip fox]

Bill ("God knows I'm right" ) O'Reilly is saying, "Mary Katharine, you're getting too pin-heady here, everyone (except those who don't want to see) knows what's going on. The Supreme Court has lost its bearings and is trying to be popular, trying to appease the gays and the limp-minded liberals (noodle heads!), make them think that it's alright, that the state sanctions it, that sodomy and sadistic perversity like bondage and feces eating is the equivalent of brushing your teeth, or combing your hair, or cooking a can of thick, thick soup, or unstopping your toilet, or taking your dog for a long, long, long . . . long, . . . Ah, where was I?"

[RZM]

1. It puts the loofah in the basket n/t

[Berlum]

2. "I'm into Republican-felafel sex, but have not yet tried Republican diaper sex..." - BillO (R)

"...The one thing I know totally for sure positive beyond my brainpan is that God hates people who are not into what I am into. You know what I mean?" - BillO (R)

[skip fox]

3. "Mary Katharine, I'll try to say this nicely. You're a woman and you're a smart woman, but

men are working on a different level altogether, like in athletics or being a member of a special forces unit like the Seals. It's just a different dimension intellectually and none of your kind are even equipped to see that. . . . You don't have the mental jazz so to speak. . . .Tell me where I'm wrong."

[EdwardSmith74]

4. "Hold it. The world needs to know that I just farted."

[skip fox]

5. If I say so, it's so. If I say it's not, it's not. But

if I don't say whether it is or not, all that mean is I haven't got around to saying yet. Unless I've already decided and just haven't said in which case it's objectively either yes or no, but nobody knows that yet but me, and I'm not saying at the moment or haven't heretofore in the past. Now, if I've already thought about it that may or may not make a difference a to its case depending on what it is, but if it were as though as if I hadn't yet thought about it, you just can't tell in any case until I start thinking in its direction, then I'll know and may or may not say, in which case you'll still not know. . . . Got it?. . . So shut up until I say something so you'll know what to think. Okay?"

[skip fox]

6. "There's nothing hotter than Lebanese food in the shower."

[skip fox]

7. "I'm not saying anything 'untoward!' I'm talking about

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an indeterminate number of people without clothes or anything on stretched out on a gigantic bed under a real creamy and moist meringue that's about five degrees over body temperature, but you know lit heats up fine, as they say, and . . . What's wrong, Mary Katharine, it's a metaphor for the administration's relationship to the mainstream press, for Cripes sake!"