"An error a day will boost my pay." Please come CAPTION The Weekly Standard's Stephen Hayes!!!

[skip fox]

Stephen ("It's boring to think with facts!&quot Hayes is saying: "As you and everyone else knows, Bret, Obama declared the war on terror over, told our CIA and military to 'stand down,' and now he even wants to pay reparations to the Taliban and the radical jihadis! . . . The same people who are still killing our soldiers and attacked us on 9/11!!! . . . You just can't make this stuff up, believe me."

[skip fox]

1. "Bret, here's how I figure out the truth. I lick this finger and stick it in the air.

If no breeze is blowing, like in a studio, I say any damn thing I want. . . . It's like a method, see?"

[skip fox]

2. "Get one thing straight, Bret, I'm not here to be right,

and if I was I wouldn't be, but I'm right to be here and not there where I would be otherwise, see?"

[skip fox]

3. "We'll never have another president with an IQ like George W. Bush's!"