The public flogging of sense! . . . Please come CAPTION Sarah Palin!!!

[skip fox]

Sarah (I can't bear her) Palin is saying: "Well, Bill, if you read the 20,000 pages carefully you'll find reference to 'death panels' all over the document! . . . You see, they use code to confuse people. . . . Sometimes they call them 'discontinuance margins,' and sometimes they call them 'negative factors' or 'overhead control' or 'lowering costs,' you just need to know how to decipher the text. . . . In fact, they have a code for 'holocaust contingencies' as well. . . . Some times they call them . . . (blah, blau, blah)."

[hobbit709]

1. The voices in my head are stupider than I am.

She read those 20,000 pages the way Shrub read The Pet Goat.

[Whisp]

4. lol. !

[Fawke Em]

11. Upside down while pretending to "president?"

[struggle4progress]

2. Current Poles say the electric rate will support her candy-idiocy in the publican primacy

Run, Sarah, run!

[spanone]

3. dumber than a fucking splintered stump

[skip fox]

5. "and sometimes they call them 'hospital maintenance,' or

'arithmetic accountability,' or 'over-crowding solutions, or 'final costs,' or. . ."

[skip fox]

6. "Well, Bill, I know you won't call it reading, but

I did pay real close attention to Beverly Hillbillies, you remember, the documentary."

[niyad]

7. oh, yeah, we actually believe that you read 20,000 pages of anything .

[napkinz]

8. those were the days ... oh, wait, she's back!

[Blue Owl]

9. Did she mention anything about the Iraq and such?

n/t

[kentuck]

10. Everybody knows she read the entire 20,000 pages...

Since we know she never reads a newspaper.

[skip fox]

12. "Well, Bill, I think I have a much better shot in 2016. You can't believe

what a drain on the ticket McCain was!"

[In_The_Wind]

13. Hello. Is this thing on! Why isn't anyone listening!

[Jamaal510]

14. "Anybody wanna' play patty-cake?"

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

15. Bill, Rand Paul's hair is fabulous!