Drunk on rat p*ss. Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!

[skip fox]

Ted ("HUAC was a good beginning&quot Cruz is saying: "There's a big difference between being born in Canada and being born in Kenya. . . . Canada borders the U.S. and shares our values as well as our language. . . . Being born there is like being born in Joplin, Missouri. . . . But Kenya is way across an ocean and their citizens look different and speak differently than we do, and their values have not evolved to meet ours, . . . not even close! . . . . You might as well be born on Mars as in Kenya!! . . . So it's important, Chris, to see what the framers of our Constitution had in mind."

[NuclearDem]

1. Maple syrup runs thicker than blood!

[skip fox]

2. You can attract more flies with a corpse.

[NuclearDem]

3. It's also why Canadians are so much more tastier

I mean, uh...

[skip fox]

11. And the best thing about infants? . . . You don't have to tenderize 'em!

[northoftheborder]

4. makes Cornyn look moderate

[ananda]

5. I have a face full of sanctimonious, unctious smarm.

It's a job requirement for my base.

[skip fox]

6. Some nicely literate CAPTIONers today!

[Loudly]

7. God, he really DOES look like Joe McCarthy!

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[Paladin]

8. I wonder if campaign professionals can get rid of that permanent sneer.

I doubt it.

[n2doc]

9. That's the Canuban Ted Cruz to you! n/t

[skip fox]

10. "Well, after Jesus, George Washington was my favorite philosopher"