"It's Yahweh or the Highway!" . . . Please come CAPTION Pat Robertson!!!

[skip fox]

Pat ("God tickles me in my sleep&quot Robertson is saying: "But I wanted to talk about these gays, . . . these so-called gays, because they don't seem happy much less 'gay' at all. . . . In fact they seem downright miserable. . . . Which is why they want to make everyone else miserable as well. . . Wow. . . That perfectly leads in to what I wanted to talk about: homosexuals using rings to infect us regular, God-fearing folk with A.I.D.S.. . . . Isn't it wonderful how God directs my thoughts???"

[Johonny]

1. Here you can see Hindu pilgrims arriving to take a dip in the Ganges

What kind of primitive religion believes swimming in water washes away their sins and helps bring salvation.

-Paraphrase of actual segment I once saw with Pat Robertson on explaining why I needed to contribute to his crusade to convert people in India to Christianity. Needless to say I couldn't stop laughing...

[skip fox]

2. Leave it to ol' Pat to see the fallacies in everyone else's religion,

while living in a twisted cartoon himself.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

3. Jesus wants you to try my Age-Defying energy shake.

[skip fox]

5. CAPTIONs at DU are creative, so that's not exactly what he said, though

it is based on the story linked below. CAPTIONers often try to channel our subjects' essence to expose their stupidity, cupidity, hypocrisy, etc.

The story is from Huffington Post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/27/pat-robertson-aids-rings_n_3824401.html

[dballance]

6. I deleted my post since it does seem it was Off-topic.

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7. It wasn't bad. I just wanted to make sure you didn't quote the CAPTION

as though he had really said precisely that. In fact, I have heard him go into the gay/unhappy rant before. I just put them (rewriti9ng and tailoring) together to halp make the jok of God guiding his thoughts (although they are very un-Godlike.

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8. "If God would have wanted homosexuals, he would have created them."