Thu Aug 29, 2013, 11:10 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
"It's Yahweh or the Highway!" . . . Please come CAPTION Pat Robertson!!!![]() Pat ("God tickles me in my sleep" ![]()
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skip fox | Aug 2013 | OP |
Johonny | Aug 2013 | #1 | |
skip fox | Aug 2013 | #2 | |
GreatCaesarsGhost | Aug 2013 | #3 | |
dballance | Aug 2013 | #4 | |
skip fox | Aug 2013 | #5 | |
dballance | Aug 2013 | #6 | |
skip fox | Aug 2013 | #7 | |
skip fox | Aug 2013 | #8 |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Aug 29, 2013, 11:18 AM
Johonny (18,105 posts)
1. Here you can see Hindu pilgrims arriving to take a dip in the Ganges
What kind of primitive religion believes swimming in water washes away their sins and helps bring salvation.
-Paraphrase of actual segment I once saw with Pat Robertson on explaining why I needed to contribute to his crusade to convert people in India to Christianity. Needless to say I couldn't stop laughing... |
Response to Johonny (Reply #1)
Thu Aug 29, 2013, 11:20 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
2. Leave it to ol' Pat to see the fallacies in everyone else's religion,
while living in a twisted cartoon himself.
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Aug 29, 2013, 11:23 AM
GreatCaesarsGhost (8,538 posts)
3. Jesus wants you to try my Age-Defying energy shake.
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Response to dballance (Reply #4)
Thu Aug 29, 2013, 11:34 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
5. CAPTIONs at DU are creative, so that's not exactly what he said, though
it is based on the story linked below. CAPTIONers often try to channel our subjects' essence to expose their stupidity, cupidity, hypocrisy, etc.
The story is from Huffington Post: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/27/pat-robertson-aids-rings_n_3824401.html |
Response to skip fox (Reply #5)
Thu Aug 29, 2013, 11:44 AM
dballance (5,756 posts)
6. I deleted my post since it does seem it was Off-topic.
Response to dballance (Reply #6)
Thu Aug 29, 2013, 11:48 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
7. It wasn't bad. I just wanted to make sure you didn't quote the CAPTION
as though he had really said precisely that. In fact, I have heard him go into the gay/unhappy rant before. I just put them (rewriti9ng and tailoring) together to halp make the jok of God guiding his thoughts (although they are very un-Godlike.
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Aug 29, 2013, 02:16 PM
skip fox (19,102 posts)