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Thu Aug 29, 2013, 11:10 AM

"It's Yahweh or the Highway!" . . . Please come CAPTION Pat Robertson!!!



Pat ("God tickles me in my sleep" Robertson is saying: "But I wanted to talk about these gays, . . . these so-called gays, because they don't seem happy much less 'gay' at all. . . . In fact they seem downright miserable. . . . Which is why they want to make everyone else miserable as well. . . Wow. . . That perfectly leads in to what I wanted to talk about: homosexuals using rings to infect us regular, God-fearing folk with A.I.D.S.. . . . Isn't it wonderful how God directs my thoughts???"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Aug 29, 2013, 11:18 AM

1. Here you can see Hindu pilgrims arriving to take a dip in the Ganges

What kind of primitive religion believes swimming in water washes away their sins and helps bring salvation.

-Paraphrase of actual segment I once saw with Pat Robertson on explaining why I needed to contribute to his crusade to convert people in India to Christianity. Needless to say I couldn't stop laughing...

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Response to Johonny (Reply #1)

Thu Aug 29, 2013, 11:20 AM

2. Leave it to ol' Pat to see the fallacies in everyone else's religion,

while living in a twisted cartoon himself.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Aug 29, 2013, 11:23 AM

3. Jesus wants you to try my Age-Defying energy shake.

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Response to dballance (Reply #4)

Thu Aug 29, 2013, 11:34 AM

5. CAPTIONs at DU are creative, so that's not exactly what he said, though

it is based on the story linked below. CAPTIONers often try to channel our subjects' essence to expose their stupidity, cupidity, hypocrisy, etc.

The story is from Huffington Post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/27/pat-robertson-aids-rings_n_3824401.html

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Response to skip fox (Reply #5)

Thu Aug 29, 2013, 11:44 AM

6. I deleted my post since it does seem it was Off-topic.

 

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Response to dballance (Reply #6)

Thu Aug 29, 2013, 11:48 AM

7. It wasn't bad. I just wanted to make sure you didn't quote the CAPTION

as though he had really said precisely that. In fact, I have heard him go into the gay/unhappy rant before. I just put them (rewriti9ng and tailoring) together to halp make the jok of God guiding his thoughts (although they are very un-Godlike.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Aug 29, 2013, 02:16 PM

8. "If God would have wanted homosexuals, he would have created them."

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